A filthy cuck with trouble at the homestead.

Deals with an Autistic brother and unfortunately has been neglected by a stock image mother as she's a sket and couldn't keep a man on good terms with her.
Person 1: Who's that lowering his voice over there for codi?
Person 2: Oh, that's Kyan Elton
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Gay, as in has Elton John tickets.
Give it up girl, he's got Elton John tickets
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Bwady Elton has some solid girth.
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