NOUN
An elderly person, usually a woman who quickly pulls out into busy traffic and proceeds at 40MPH below whatever the posted speed limit is. When capable drivers, that should actually be allowed to drive, approach from behind, it can appear as if a Q-Tip was seat-belted in behind the wheel.
Man, I was ripping my V Max up the road and this damn Q-Tip pulled out in front of me!
by Broken Dock September 17, 2019
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When a skinny white boy has really curly hair in an Afro
Hey which one is Kenny, it’s the Dirty Q-tip guy.
by Rustycopper February 8, 2023
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Double fisting a girl and sticking you and your best friends penis in her ear.
Everett and Matt double Q tipped Nez’s ear
by November 3, 2023
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Anal sex. When you insert your penis into a woman's ass after she takes a shit.
Ooh girl, let me put this love q-tip in you.
by Alexander Carrington December 18, 2022
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Sexy, sexy, sexy man. A member of A Tribe Called Quest, the greatest rap group of all time. He is amazing at everything and is also good in bed
"Camron has I.B.S. :pray: :orangutan: :pray: i love Q-tip the Abstract so muhc :pray: :heart: :I.B.S.:"
by Q-tip the abstract :pray: March 27, 2022
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When you stick your finger up your wet, sharty asshole, then proceed to stick it in someone's ear.
Reddit users LOVE to give each other chocolate q-tips. Something about the way the shit that runs down their ear really gets them going.
by RedditSucks February 16, 2016
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Stick your finger up your wet, sharty bum, then put that finger in your girl's ear and wiggle it a bit
Wife was NOT happy when I gave her a chocolate q-tip last night.
by zer0t3ch February 16, 2016
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