Squishy Penguin

1. A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.

2. The sexual position.

3. A dance move, consisting of pantomiming meeching and waddling while bobbing the head right and left and the posterior up and down.

1. Sorry about the squishy penguin in your brain.

2. I got to left field last night. that's right, the squishy penguin.

3. I won the national squishy penguin dance award.

by P. N. Guinn II August 30, 2010

Alabama Penguin Slider

When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.

"Dude get in here and check out this Alabama Penguin Slider I just dropped while it's still going!"

by r3dm4n May 23, 2024

Club Penguin

"Club penguin" is a famous game for kids. The star of this game is le best fat cunt cowbelly! He is a fat cunt that will call you a fat cunt, ok ya fat cunt?

Hey ya fat cunt! Let's play on Club Penguin! If you don't want to play you're a pussy!

by OneHellOfAMeme April 18, 2017

Vincent the penguin

Best penguin ever.
Feed him fish… A lot of fish

I am best friends with Vincent the Penguin.

Vincent the penguin is such a Vincent.

by DucccEatBageutte December 26, 2024

Golden Penguin

It’s where you hang upside down and pee on yourself, while also letting the urine drip down onto your partner or partners.

Veronica showed me what a golden penguin is and my life will never be the same.

by AgentDerb January 07, 2022

Jayden Penguin

A little man who loves his penguins too much. Way too much if you know what I mean 😳🫢🫣

That dude is such a Jayden Penguin y know?

by Luigi Biscuits your December 17, 2022

Penguins

Someone who is autistic and also homosexual being intimate with the same sex. Their behavior is unusual & strange in two ways and that's the kick!

Look at those Penguins flirting.

by NerdsAlot200 June 23, 2025