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An alcolholic drink that can be the most Tasty stuff ever or the most potent shit on earth!!
Its made In a 5-gallon (ussaly a water) Jug, made with Captian Morgan Spced rum, Aple Cider viniger, Cherrys, And 7-up or Sprite or if you want to get fancy, Cherrypop! Faygo....You put all your Ingredients into your container (meurments depend on how you like it...i.e More cherrys and soda for sweetness and more viniger for that BURN) Then you have to put it in a basment or celler and let it sit for 4 MONTHS(very important) And DO NOT let light touch it (makes mold)
And if you happen to live in florida (or other low lieing areas) and dont have a basement or celler...I use a walk-in dark closet with a door...!
Oh just to let you know if dont drink alot you WILL NOT like this shit....
Kelley: Damn! how in the hell did Jamie drink all that fucking absent last night that shit must have burned!
Devinne:nnnahhhh it had tons of cherrys in it!
Brian: no I made it those chrerrys were put in after....
Devinne: damnit man!!
Kelley: I know her...she only did it cause it was filled with cherrypop! Faygo thats her faverite!!!
Brian:ummm-hhmm!
Kelley: i would have done it but that shit taste horrid! its like an infection waiting to happen!! 4 mother fucking months!!
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Mainly used by "cool" music teachers
Can Also be used by the occational musicly addicted young person
And even is used by all those poser kids who think it "cool" to be musicly addictid.
Kelley: hey homie (calling Jamie and waving)
You signed my yearbook HAMS??
Jamie(musicly addicted):Yeah HAve A musical summer!
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