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The Brownie Jackson

When one shit their pants and their partner almost immediately drops the others pants and jacks them off
Man 1: Dude you smell shit, wtf
Man 2: sorry I just had The Brownie Jackson

Fudge Brownie!

A nice way of sayin "FUCK!" An exclamation used by people in authority who can't risk saying "FUCK" in public at the risk of getting fired...

flaming brownie 

When you fart through a straw into a fudge round wrapper. Light the fudge round and serve it to your high fallutin friends.
"I served my in-laws my finest dessert. The flaming brownie."
flaming brownie by Svtpoop September 9, 2018

Sloppy Brownie 

When you're eating ass and then your partner has diarrhea directly into your mouth.
Friend One: "What are you guys talking about?"

Friend Two: "Your mom is going to die."

Friend Three: "Oh no, that means I wont be getting anymore sloppy brownies!"
Sloppy Brownie by Buckshot Bill January 5, 2019

smug brownie 

(n.) A serious Pucker hole
A blondie after it passes through the intestines.
Also five-of-a-kind in card game.
I 'm goin' upin ' dat smug brownie.
smug brownie by midikurlips March 20, 2019

Turtle Brownie 

The act of applying used wet turtle brownies to a big brownie whilst brownies are hot.
Kevin dexterously performed the hottest turtle brownie of all time.