mother, I require sustance

The most normal thing anyone said in that show

Lois:

Stewie: mother, I require sustance

by GelatinSkeleton September 22, 2023

a-hole requirement

Some has reached there a**hole requirement for the day and now are being straight up jerks.

Dude you already reached your a-hole requirement for the day so chill

by Chip which March 29, 2021

was not in the requirements

When a project starts to gain additional features or changes that may be out of scope, this is the polite way of telling a project manager or stakeholder to go fuck themselves.

"I was told without any additional insight that there were 20 additional widgets on this part of the app, and now i'm expected to add these?"

"Yes, that's correct. It was in the mock."

"I mean, that was not in the requirements and the mock was incomplete, but sure, i'll get right on it."

Walks back to desk

Immediately sends Resume to all open positions out of spite

by Somebody, but not Nobody July 6, 2022

system requirements

when a website or anyother computer course explains your computer needs to download a program.

The Sims (Online):

System Requirements
-Windows 2000, Windows 98, Windows ME, Windows XP-

by LaCubanita269 January 28, 2004

system requirements

the power your computer needs to do something.

The system requirements on this program is too high for my computer to handle.

by parkedcar February 5, 2004

Requirements

You don't have them.

It's McDonald's man, they won't reject you. In fact I think a criminal record is a requirement, and so is a car.. Gotta be a nice one though, and they also have a height and persona requirements.. Oh wait, yeah they will reject it: Sorry there Dwarfie-D.

by MadMushroom400 February 1, 2022

Morally required

No. You're doing it to gratify YOUR OWN cluster B psychopathy traits Jordan. NO OTHER REASON. Do you see how deeply you've managed to delude yourself?

Hym "It isn't morally required Jordan. You aren't better. The retard isn't better. RATHER THAN doing what you expect ME to do and accepting my arbitrary success (which if I had done we wouldn't have A.I.) and your own inferiority, you did this TO SPITE ME... And for NO OTHER REASON... To try to teach me a lesson that I will not learn, that I do not need, and that YOU don't have a right to teach. ALL BECAUSE AND FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN... YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO COME PUNCH ME IN THE FACE. YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO DO IT JORDAN. And in YOUR COWARDICE and IN YOUR SHAME... YOU did THIS... TO ME. You friends will LIE TO YOU UNTIL YOUR DYING DAY. Did you stop reading them before your interviews so you don't cry like a bitch in front of you fans? You're not a hero. You're not moral. You're NOT EVEN A MAN BY YOUR OWN DEFINITION. You are right about people needing to be violenced into being better... BUT IT ISN'T HYM, IS IT?"

by Hym Iam July 15, 2024