zuhazana's definitions
Term for a person, preferably a girl, that always ends up really salty and her soul ends up being "missing in action" (hence the name MIA)
by zuhazana September 4, 2017
Get the MIAmug. Literally carbonated water that tastes like it was made next to someone who thought about a fruit. Half a second of delicious flavor, and 10 minutes of a disgusting metallic-tasting aftertaste in your mouth. Probably named "La Croix" because you put "la croix" over graves #leadpoisoning
by zuhazana September 30, 2019
Get the La Croixmug. 
a girl that is always wearing shorts that reveals 2/3rds of her ass, and acts like a annoying slut every day. She is a complete player and flirts with 20 guys a day. Her "dates" never last longer than 2 days and she acts like a annoying girly girl. she also has no girl-friends... only guy-friends.
by zuhazana September 17, 2017
Get the fuckgirlmug. A guy who has no spine and no rizz. He'll never speak up for himself. If there's a girl he likes he'll simp for her like a dog on a leash. He'll be permanently in a financial crisis because he's spending all his money for the girl he likes all for her to put him in the friendzone. Whatever her interests are he will force himself to enjoy those interests. Don't be a Deacon.
My friend is such a Deacon he has no money for food because he spent all his money gettin his girl a gift.
by zuhazana April 9, 2024
Get the Deaconmug. " Once I was 7 years old--- NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!"
by zuhazana August 4, 2016
Get the No shit, sherlock!mug. 