zingerhoff's definitions

toon horny

when you are attracted to a cartoon character

I got toon horny after seeing Daphne in a bathing suit in What's New Scooby Doo.

by zingerhoff September 14, 2013

cheek peek

when a little bit of butt shows out from under some very tight, short shorts

Jane had some major cheek peek going on when she was standing in line for her drinks.

by zingerhoff September 14, 2013

whenever

corrupted use of the word "when," often used by those less educated or those surrounded by less educated people; this is not the definition of the actual, correct, use of whenever as in "Whenever I go to Bills house, I smell something weird"

I saw a snake at 3pm, whenever I went to my friends house yesterday.

You knocked on the door whenever the movie started.

by zingerhoff August 16, 2009

by

1. at
2. to

Used frequently in New Orleans and maybe other places where people either A) have not learned proper use of prepositions or B) are speaking a version of English infused with constructs from other languages

I went by your house yesterday, and you were not there.

Hey, they have a sale on ground meat over by John's Grocery.

by zingerhoff July 10, 2011

fagging out

getting really excited about something to the point that it stirs something deep inside

Note: has no reference to homosexuals, only to this very particular behavior

John was fagging out in the movie theater over the new Avengers trailer.

Tim and Bill were fagging out in the backseat to some old Aerosmith song; they are 80s freaks.

by zingerhoff August 19, 2013

clauset

That special closet where you hide Christmas presents in hopes that your children will not find them until they are put under the tree.

I just got back from the mall and put all the presents in the clauset before my kids got home

by zingerhoff August 19, 2013

Jango Fett

1. noun--proper name: character who was the template for all Stormtrooper clones in the Star Wars film series. Unlike his son Boba Fett, this character actually used his rocket, his blaster, his grappling hooks, and his generally fun array of equipment. He made many men who played with the Boba Fett action figure as a kid very happy.

2. verb: to be almost as fast and as smart as a Jedi, without using the Force; to fight with technology, like Batman

1. Jango Fett almost kicked that Jedi's ass, and he used his grappling hook and flew around with his rocket

2. That police officer Jango Fetted that criminal using his baton, handcuffs, and a rope.

3. While his son has the coolest action figure, Jango Fett did more than just stand there and look cool

by zingerhoff July 10, 2011