2 definitions by zihb

couch killer

When someone is so fat that they would literally break your couch if they sat on it.

Guy 1: Dude, my couch has been squeaking ever since you brought your ex over to my house.
Guy 2: She's like 4 humans crammed into one human. She's a couch killer.

by zihb September 23, 2015

Disappearing Pastry Chef

When a man creampies a woman and then vanishes.

Guy 1: She's pretty but she's not the hottest girl I've ever seen.
Guy 2: All good, I'll be a disappearing pastry chef. She'll make a great single mom.

by zihb November 6, 2023