Definitions by zhaleskra

en passant 

I'm a cheating piss ant.

I'm too fucking stupid to think of a rational way to capture your piece, so I'll pretend my pawn can move in a way it can't That's en passant.

en passant by zhaleskra August 6, 2010

cheatorious

Being victorious through a means so amazing it cannot possibly be achieved without cheating.

I'm not playing this game if it's going to be so cheatorious!

cheatorious by Zhaleskra November 4, 2007

threastion 

A threat issued in the form of a question.

Saying "Do you want to be put back in diapers?" is a threastion.

threastion by Zhaleskra March 14, 2007

ninjas 

A non-word used by people who don't know that:
1. There are no plurals in Japanese and
2. Pluralizing Japanese nouns makes them sound like verbs.

Wrong: Ninjas are always fighting.

Right: There are about 8 ninja surrounding us.

ninjas by Zhaleskra March 12, 2007

kunoichi 

Ku-no-ee-chee: female ninja.

Pronounced ku-noy-chee by Narutards and wapanese.

Kamui: You're a kunoichi!

kunoichi by Zhaleskra March 12, 2007