1 definition by yourabeanbag

One who is physically as well as mentally fucked and cannot complete everyday tasks such as walking, driving, talking or wiping his ass.
Emmet: Hey Bow did you Clinch?
Bow: Yeah i took a steamy shit on his bonnet.
Emmet: Nice man, nice.
Bow: Yeah he's a beanbag
by yourabeanbag June 18, 2009
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