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Real Beer

Real beer is beer that isnt made by an American domestic conglomerate, such as Millers, Coors or Budweiser (although Bud was bought by Belgians, it still sucks).

Contrary to popular (and ignorant) belief among non-Americans, the USA has some of the best beer in the world. America is home to many world-renowned breweries such as Dogfish Head, Stone, Boston Brewery (Sam Adams), Russian River, Sierra Nevada, Three Floyd's, Rogue, Lagunitas, Alaskan and Lost Abbey.

The United States is home to many of its own distinct types of beer, such as Imperial IPAs, Belgian IPAs, Imperial red ales, Steam ales, Strong ales, Cream ales, Blonde ales and Dry lagers.

Although I do enjoy beers from Europe such as Belgians and English browns, and Belgian ales might be the best brewed beer ever, the majority of foreign beer that gets imported to the United States just cannot hold up to the majority of the brew coming from American microbrews nowadays.

hamburgersued is a dumbass.
Any beer from Stone kicks the crap out of anything from the UK. Stone is real beer.
by yonskii February 17, 2010
mugGet the Real Beermug.

American beer

Contrary to popular (and ignorant) belief among non-Americans, the USA has some of the best beer in the world. America is home to many world-renowned breweries such as Dogfish Head, Stone, Boston Brewery (Sam Adams), Russian River, Sierra Nevada, Three Floyd's, Rogue, Lagunitas, Alaskan and Lost Abbey.

The United States is home to many of its own distinct types of beer, such as Imperial IPAs, Belgian IPAs, Imperial red ales, Steam ales, Strong ales, Cream ales, Blonde ales and Dry lagers.

Although I do enjoy beers from Europe such as Belgians and English browns, and Belgian ales might be the best brewed beer ever, the majority of foreign beer that gets imported to the United States just cannot hold up to the majority of the brew coming from American microbrews nowadays.

The big 3 American domestic companies do not represent true face of American beer.
Pliny the Elder is an American beer that kicks the crap out of anything from the U.K. or Germany.
by yonskii March 4, 2010
mugGet the American beermug.

Sunny D

Lets see, we got some soda, some purple stuff, oh hell yeah Sunny D!
by yonskii July 11, 2009
mugGet the Sunny Dmug.

sodaholic

a person who is hopelessly addicted to carbonated, caffeinated beverages.
Dude: "Lets go get a 64 oz cup of Mountain Dew at 7-11!"

Other Dude: "Dude, your such a sodaholic. I want one too."
by yonskii October 29, 2008
mugGet the sodaholicmug.

fourquel

the third sequel of a movie.

usually they are terrible.
Rocky IV
Superman IV
Jaws IV
The Next Karate Kid
Lethal Weapon IV
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

are fourquels.

yep. they all suck.
by yonskii February 21, 2010
mugGet the fourquelmug.

bongzai

(n) a bong/ water pipe made out of bamboo.
"Who wants a rip from the biggity-bongzai?" -Pothead
by yonskii April 13, 2008
mugGet the bongzaimug.

uncola

Nickname for 7-Up, a lemon/ lime flavored soft drink, given to it for marketing purposes.

Meant to remind people that it was not, in fact, cola.
"It's 7 Up, it's Uncola" (1975)
by yonskii October 29, 2008
mugGet the uncolamug.

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