Definitions by yellebelle

Biblium Thumperian Maximus

Proper Noun.

Scientific name for a Holy Roller. Translates to "Maximum Bible Thumper".

ATTENTION: Please refrain from feeding the Holy Rollers (also known as Biblium Thumperian Maximus) as it cause undue stress to Athiests.

Biblium Thumperian Maximus by yellebelle May 11, 2011

Campbell's soup version 

To give the condensed version of a story.

Similar to long story short

Guy: You will never believe what happened on my date!
Girl: What?
Guy: Well, I was getting ready to leave and she calls me to change plans and the I was like, "I made reservations" and she was like "oh okay nevermind, come pick me up" so then I was like, "okay I'll be right there and then...
Girl: Just give me the Campbell's soup version.
Guy: Okay...all in all it was a good date

Campbell's soup version by yellebelle March 10, 2011

tide lines 

The visible line at a woman's jawline where her makeup meets her natural skin tone

That girl would be so pretty if her tide lines weren't so obvious

tide lines by yellebelle August 29, 2009

Ring of Safety 

The thin circle of paper available to put over the toilet seat in a public restroom.

"Dude, I would have gotten herpes from that bathroom if it wasn't for the ring of safety!"

Ring of Safety by yellebelle August 21, 2009

S.U.M.S. 

Stupid Ugly Mood Swings. The male equivalent of P.M.S.

I'm sick of your S.U.M.S., it's like you're P.M.S.ing!

S.U.M.S. by yellebelle August 19, 2009

sameing 

A way of telling your friend something bad about them by way of saying you've had that problem before. Coined by Tyra Banks. (e.g. body odor)

"You know, I used to use that natural rock deodorant before too and it totally didn't work for me. My body odor was terrible."

"Do you think it works for me?"

"No. I was just sameing to make you feel better."

sameing by yellebelle July 28, 2009

jeanbutt 

When a woman's ass looks particularly nice in a pair of jeans.

"Damn, that chick has a nice ass!"
"Not as nice as the one with jeanbutt over there"

jeanbutt by yellebelle July 28, 2009