2 definitions by yeah_its_me09

eye raping

To stare at someone for a unnaturally long period of time, and in a creepy manner. Usually with eyes very wide, or nearly closed with the mouth hanging slightly open. Sometimes accompanied by the licking of lips

girl 1: hey lets go somewhere else
girl 2: why?
girl 1: cuz that guy right there is totally eye raping us

by yeah_its_me09 May 11, 2006

Alert the Media

Comment used when someone says something of utter uselessness, or that only they care about

"OMG she's like totally wearing my shirt"
"Oh no...should I alert the media?"

by yeah_its_me09 May 11, 2006