4 definitions by yanorglu

Coquitlam

A decent neighborhood in Vancouver where you can't even wave your arm without slapping some Iranian or Chinese "gangster" (I use the term as loosely as humanly possible).

Home to a pretty nice mall (yeah, I'm including PoCo in this definition) and that's about it. Crime isn't too bad but for some reason the place does have this sort of grimy impression.

Guy 1: Dude, let's go to Coquitlam, I think Mahsood is finally gonna put out.

Guy 2: I'm not driving all the way from North Van to PoCo just to watch you get herpes from some freshman Persian whore with tan lines on her tits.

Guy 1: Fine then, let's go to that Boston Pizza a couple blocks down from the mall.

Guy 2: Now THAT I will drive for.

by yanorglu March 3, 2009

Self-Hating Persian

A Persian who hates the fact that almost every Iranian-American is either a total guido or a total fob. Typically rebels by trying to be as white-washed as possible.

Guy 1: Check out that Persian kid eating mac n cheese.

Guy 2: Must be a self-hating Persian.

by yanorglu March 3, 2009

Yuppy

Basically what preps turn into once they hit 21.

Look at that guy over there with the Mercedes and $15 latte. What a yuppy.

by yanorglu March 15, 2009

GameFAQs

Home of the internet's most ridiculously anal moderators.

Only on GameFAQs can you get banned for saying "guido".

I mean, SERIOUSLY? GUIDO?! THAT'S NOT EXACTLY A SWEAR WORD!

by yanorglu March 2, 2009