Definitions by xBigg_Mike
Soda Chest
The painful feeling of a freshly opened soda fizzing up in your esophagus after drinking it too fast. Also referred to as carbonation heart.
Me: " Babe are you dying? Why are you clutching your chest?"
GF, gasping for air next to an empty can of diet coke,"I. Have. Soda Chest."
GF, gasping for air next to an empty can of diet coke,"I. Have. Soda Chest."
Soda Chest by xBigg_Mike February 23, 2019
lap greens
The bits of weed that fall on your lap while packing a bowl or rolling ajoint/blunt. Usually added to bowls mid-rotation to "freshen up".
lap greens by xBigg_Mike May 8, 2015