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The painful feeling of a freshly opened soda fizzing up in your esophagus after drinking it too fast. Also referred to as carbonation heart.
Me: " Babe are you dying? Why are you clutching your chest?"
GF, gasping for air next to an empty can of diet coke,"I. Have. Soda Chest."
by xBigg_Mike February 24, 2019
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The bits of weed that fall on your lap while packing a bowl or rolling ajoint/blunt. Usually added to bowls mid-rotation to "freshen up".
That bowl is almost done? Check your lap for lap greens!
by xBigg_Mike May 7, 2015
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