by wxflurry February 18, 2014
Get the webbymug. A coin grand slam is something that any lazy schmuck who's worked a cash register knows all too well. It is the much-maligned phenomenon that occurs at the end of a transaction when the change that you owe back to the customer requires you to use at least one of each of the four principal coin denominations (quarter, dime, nickel, and penny) ... thus making you hate your job that much more.
*Cashier rings up customer's single $9.99 item and the computer shows a total of $10.94 after tax*
Cashier: "Holy-bejeebers another coin grand slam?!? That's my third in a row :( I can't take this s*hit anymore ... "
Cashier: "Holy-bejeebers another coin grand slam?!? That's my third in a row :( I can't take this s*hit anymore ... "
by wxflurry September 26, 2010
Get the coin grand slammug. by wxflurry August 23, 2012
Get the Speed Suggestion Signmug. The feeling of complete and utter euphoria brought on by graduating from college. Often elicits bouts of binge drinking, screaming, fist-pumping and general insanity.
When I got out of my last final exam as a college student, I felt the weight of the world lifted off my shoulders. It was as if I had been finally set free from a lifetime of servitude. I started sprinting through campus just for the hell of it. When I got home I ate a whole tub of ice cream, downed three bottles of whiskey, and then slept for three straight days. I didn't realize it at the time, but apparently I had contracted an acute case of graduation jollies.
by wxflurry December 11, 2013
Get the graduation jolliesmug. A generously sized and inexplicable gap that sometimes occurs between groups of cars on the freeway, most often at night.
Matt: "Dude wtf are you doing?!? You're zig-zagging back and forth between lanes like a bloody lunatic!"
Brad: "It's alright dude, calm down ... can't you see we're in a freeway gap?"
Brad: "It's alright dude, calm down ... can't you see we're in a freeway gap?"
by wxflurry October 01, 2010
Get the freeway gapmug. When a Catholic decides to ditch Sunday mass and instead have their own 'communion' in the comfort of their own home by way of a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
Phil: Hey brah, what do you think you're doing ... shouldn't you be at mass?
Joseph: Naw brah, screw that. That damn communion bread wasn't gonna fill this playa up. Naw ... I decided to stay home for a good ole PB n' Jesus!
Joseph: Naw brah, screw that. That damn communion bread wasn't gonna fill this playa up. Naw ... I decided to stay home for a good ole PB n' Jesus!
by wxflurry June 07, 2011
Get the PB n' Jesusmug. To go out kicking and screaming like a little baby in an obviously misguided and futile attempt to salvage what's left of your inevitably doomed ego, instead of accepting defeat with grace.
When Kevin finished last in his school's spelling bee, he blamed everything from the organizers to the audience to his parents. He was unable to accept the fact that he lost fair and square due to his grossly inferior intelligence and mediocre linguistic aptitude. Don't be like Kevin. Don't lose like Trump.
by wxflurry November 08, 2020
Get the lose like Trumpmug.