Definitions by wxflurry
lose like Trump
To go out kicking and screaming like a little baby in an obviously misguided and futile attempt to salvage what's left of your inevitably doomed ego, instead of accepting defeat with grace.
When Kevin finished last in his school's spelling bee, he blamed everything from the organizers to the audience to his parents. He was unable to accept the fact that he lost fair and square due to his grossly inferior intelligence and mediocre linguistic aptitude. Don't be like Kevin. Don't lose like Trump.
lose like Trump by wxflurry November 8, 2020
Bristmas
An amalgamation of the words 'Bris' (Jewish ceremony of circumcision) and 'Christmas', 'Bristmas' is the term given to the long-held and sacred traditions that Jews hold on Christmas Day. Although there are minor variations in the way certain groups carry out the Bristmas traditions, the festivities typically consist of going out to see a movie and then getting Chinese food.
graduation jollies
The feeling of complete and utter euphoria brought on by graduating from college. Often elicits bouts of binge drinking, screaming, fist-pumping and general insanity.
When I got out of my last final exam as a college student, I felt the weight of the world lifted off my shoulders. It was as if I had been finally set free from a lifetime of servitude. I started sprinting through campus just for the hell of it. When I got home I ate a whole tub of ice cream, downed three bottles of whiskey, and then slept for three straight days. I didn't realize it at the time, but apparently I had contracted an acute case of graduation jollies.
graduation jollies by wxflurry December 11, 2013
gym nemesis
A gym nemesis is a person whose presence in the gym has a consistent adverse effect on one's own gym-going experience. The most common manifestation of such a person is someone who always seems to be on the equipment that you want to use but they could also just be an obnoxious, disrespectful, or otherwise unpleasant fellow gym-goer.
Mike: "Damn Joe, that neanderthal over there has been hogging the bench press for like an hour. And that's the third time this week! I think this guy might be single-handedly responsible for my under-developed pecs!"
Joe: "You know what you've got yourself there, don't you?"
Mike: "No. What?"
Joe: "You've got yourself a gym nemesis my friend."
Mike: "Fuck my life."
Joe: "You know what you've got yourself there, don't you?"
Mike: "No. What?"
Joe: "You've got yourself a gym nemesis my friend."
Mike: "Fuck my life."
gym nemesis by wxflurry December 3, 2013
easy like
A Facebook friend that gives up their 'likes' almost indiscriminately. Typically they will 'like' almost any post you make, regardless of how mundane or 'unlikeworthy' it actually was.
Steve: "Hey man check it out, Laura 'liked' my status from last night about me coming in 17th place in that bowling competition! I think she wants the D."
Joe: "Calm down bro, she's such an easy like."
Joe: "Calm down bro, she's such an easy like."
Speed Suggestion Sign
Speed Suggestion Sign by wxflurry August 23, 2012