wolfbait51's definitions

tamponographs

A strictly no class move by low-life skanks where they post nude photos of themselves or nude webcam shots with their tampon string dangling out of their snooch.

This one ole skag routinely posts tamponographs on the voyeur site I frequent.

by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011

check out squatter

Those rude motherfuckers who hold up check out lines by taking an "important call". Many times they exacerbate the situation with a fistful of expired coupons.

I'm changing check out lanes. That damned check out squatter will be there until closing.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

chicken tenders

testicles

That baseball bounced up and nailed me in the chicken tenders

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

wedding night dick

Describes anything that is supremely hard.

Mom's biscuits are as hard as a wedding night dick.

by wolfbait51 May 2, 2011

Urban Dicktionary

Where you go to look up which teenagers have big dicks and which have small ones.

The majority of definitions in the Urban Dicktionary are based upon teen penis envy.(both male and female)

by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011

the pillow sham

To hide a dirty,stinky sock or a filthy pair of "sour mash" encrusted underwear under wife/girlfriend's pillow. The difficulty lies in not chuckling out loud all night long as she tosses and turns,sniffs her armpits and your ass,trying to figure from whence the mystery stink originates.It is also paramount to keep a straight face at breakfast the next morning when she is snurling her nose like a squirrel trying to cleanse her sinuses of the offensive odor.

Last night I pulled "the pillow sham" on the old lady using my 4 days old briefs with 2 inch wide skidmarks.BTW,did I tell you we're getting divorced??

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

Led Robster

How the Japs say Red Lobster

Hachiro is taking Kazumi to the Led Robster for her birthday

by wolfbait51 September 23, 2011