Definitions by wolfbait51

mud island 

A particularly nasty shit that is neither solid nor liquid but more of a slimey,pudding-like consistency.A mud island tends to float high in the bowl due to its fat content.

I just crapped a mud island.

mud island by wolfbait51 November 30, 2011

frisky toilet seat 

A toilet seat that pinches your ass upon arising. Most common with wooden toilet seats that have an invisible hairline crack that opens with the weight of someone sitting but closes up and grabs some ass skin when the user rises and the weight is removed.

That frisky toilet seat at school got me for some skin and hair.

frisky toilet seat by wolfbait51 November 27, 2011

salty lemon drop 

After a man finishes urinating it is customary to give the penis a few good shakes to rid the urethra of residual piss.On occasion,one of the remaining drops of urine can be slung upwards onto the lips or mouth of the unlucky pisser.

Aghhh! I just treated myself to a salty lemon drop!

salty lemon drop by wolfbait51 November 27, 2011

sidekicked to the curb

When two tight friends (sidekicks) drift apart because one of the pair gets in a serious relationship with a member of the opposite sex. The abandoned friend will always harbor some degree of resentment towards the interloper for ruining the friendship.

As soon as my buddy of 15 years got a girlfriend,I was sidekicked to the curb.

sidekicked to the curb by wolfbait51 November 26, 2011

grundle grease 

An oily sebaceous substance secreted from peri-anal musk glands to lubricate the grundle and attract females.Turns rancid in a matter of days but is essential for fluid walking motion in that it reduces the friction between the butt cheeks.

I need a shower. My grundle grease has gone sour.

grundle grease by wolfbait51 November 25, 2011

butthole f stops

Analagous to the f stops on a camera,this refers to aperture settings built in to the anus.These f stops vary with the load. An f-1 would be used to pass a tapeworm while an f-11 would be needed for a loggerhead turd. Butthole f stops can get out of sync with excessive anal sex which can and often does result in turd whittling.(passing a turd through too small of orifice)

This one ole gal I knew had a gaping bunghole because her butthole f stops were all messed up.

butthole f stops by wolfbait51 November 25, 2011

pudgy swim-ring 

Chubby girls who think they look hot in shorty tops and low rise jeans with their bulging midriff looking like an overinflated swim-ring.

Eeeewwww,GROSS! Look at that chunker with her pudgy swim-ring exposed.

pudgy swim-ring by wolfbait51 November 24, 2011