wolfbait51's definitions

dome light

1) A candle or night light placed on the night stand so a guy can watch his girl give him dome.

2) An interior light of an automobile located on the head liner.

I like to fire up a candle as a dome light when getting head.

by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011

Vagivore

A highly specialized sub-type of carnivore that feeds exclusively on the tender pink vagina.

I love to eat pussy,so,I must be a vagivore

by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011

eye corn

An average looking female who is neither eye candy nor eye broccoli. Just as corn is a dietary staple,eye corn is the norm and the bulk of females.Eye corn makes good marrying stock.

You have your eye candy,your eye broccoli and there in the meaty part of the bell shaped curve you have your eye corn.

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

ocular smegma

A polite word for eye boogers-the dried,crusty material that collects on the inside corners of the eyes during sleep.Ocular smeg is naturally yellow in color,but,in women it can be black,dark blue or brown due to residues from mascara,eyeline,eye shadow,etc. Ocular smegma is very common in poodles and chihuahuas.Eye smeg can be particularly troublesome in persons suffering from colds,allegies,flu and pink eye.For some reason,young children don't like to eat eye smeg as much as they do boogers. Contrary to myth,ocular smegma is NOT caused by the Sand Man.

When I woke up this morning,I thought I had gone blind.It turned out my eyelids were matted shut with ocular smegma.

by wolfbait51 January 8, 2011

Gotcha Covered

A fictional retail outlet specializing in all weather outdoor covers for boats,campers,RVs,collector cars and now offering panties for extra large ladies.

I'm going to Gotcha Covered to buy the old lady some "bloomers".

by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011

slippy

The word Bear Grylls uses for slippery.

Climbing on slippy rock can cost you your life

by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011

stinkmosis

The uncanny ability of shit smell to transfer through 8-10 layers of quality toilet tissue to the wiper's hand,as if by osmosis. One tell-tale clue that you have acquired skinkmosis if if the wiping hand feels damp.

After pooping and wiping,I always do a stinkmosis sniff test to see if I need regular soap or germicidal gel or both.

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011