going brown

An environmentally friendly resources conservation measure where the toilet is flushed only after the bowl contains the crap of multiple cable laying sessions. A specific sub-type of "going green".

Going brown could potentially save 150 million gallons of water annually.

by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011

monstrostitties

A horribly botched boob job. Implants that look like Tupperware bowls that are too big,too round,too hard,spaced too far apart and uneven.

I'd hire a lawyer over those monstrostitties. I'm pretty sure your implants aren't supposed to be up under your armpits

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

Led Robster

How the Japs say Red Lobster

Hachiro is taking Kazumi to the Led Robster for her birthday

by wolfbait51 September 23, 2011

Mr. Pimp

An mixed drink containing 6oz. Mr Pibb and 1&1/2oz. Goldschläger. Named for pimp's fondness of gold (teeth and jewelry)

I got hammered on my signature drink- Mr. Pimp.

by wolfbait51 May 09, 2011

egoflatuphilia

The love of smelling ones own farts (flatus).An egoflatuphile thinks their farts are less offending and far superior to anyone elses.Their attitude is "my farts don't stink therefore my shit don't stink".

That guy at work has egoflatuphilia.I saw him huffing his farts out of his lunch bag.

by wolfbait51 May 27, 2011

custard filled croissant

A horribly infected pussy.A Cheese Whiz dripper.

I'm not eating that custard filled croissant. Hard to tell what STDs that thang has.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

corn titties

Small,but perky,pointy tits that have nipples that resemble the apex end of an ear of corn due to the copious amount of "titty braille".

That ginger I tapped the other night had those rare corn titties.

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011