wolfbait51's definitions

constiplating

contemplating a bowel movement

You know that famous statue,The Thinker? It looks like he's sitting on a toilet constiplating.

by wolfbait51 February 20, 2011

stink flipper

A traditional delicacy of native Alaskans,is stink flipper, or stink meat—walrus flippers which have been buried in the sand and left to marinate in their own juices for a number of months,after which it is dug up and thoroughly cooked and consumed. Featured in an episode of Flying Wild Alaska on the Discovery Channel.

I requested stink flipper for my birthday dinner.

by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011

TRESemme blinded

Temporary blindness resulting from a direct shot of hair spray to the eyes. The blindness can be a result of chemical irritation to the eye or from the eyelashes being glued together. Can also be caused from over-spray from another user in close proximity.

Hey! Watch how you're wielding that hair spray!! You nearly TRESemme blinded me !!!

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

hillbilly honeymoon

When you marry the first cousin you knocked up at the family reunion.She puts on her prom dress and you go before the magistrate to be wed.The honeymoon actually takes place in the back seat of full sized,borrowed car where you roll up the back window on her head to keep her from moving and you pop her prune because you already got her cherry.

Me and Daisy Mae got hitched last week and did the deluxe hillbilly honeymoon.

by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011

Titty Tat

A form of body art where an image is permanently etched underneath the skin of a woman's breast in indelible ink. A titty tat is most frequently seen on strippers,hookers,biker chicks,carnie sluts,emo girls,goth chicks and dykes.The number one cause of titty tats is excessive drinking followed by spring break,peer pressure and rebellion.Should not be confused with Tweety Bird's "Putty Tat".

A dude in a strip club turns to his wing man,"I tawt I taw a titty tat! I did! I did taw a titty tat!!"

by wolfbait51 January 9, 2011

The Dirty Dr. Kildare

A woman that goes to the gynecologist with dirty panties,untrimmed bush and an unclean,smelly snapper

I heard that chick got sent home from the gynecologist for pulling The Dirty Dr. Kildare

by wolfbait51 December 9, 2011

Pop Tart Napalm

When you eagerly bite into a Pop Tart just out of the toaster that hasn't cooled sufficiently and the delicious fruit filling burns the shit out of your lips and mouth and sticks to the tender oral tissues like hot glue.

Owwwww! Fuck! I just got blisters in my mouth from that devilish Pop Tart Napalm!!

by wolfbait51 September 25, 2011