319 definitions by wolfbait51
Those fags are so penivorous.
by wolfbait51 May 24, 2011
Hitting a hidden pile of dog shit with a string trimmer will sling dog squeezin's in every direction,much like a blender with the lid removed.
I always wear a full face shield when weed-eating the yard to prevent a dog shit Cuisinart scenario.
by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011
The projectile fingernail clippings that fly off on random trajectories when the nails are clipped.Most dangerous are the eye shrapnel.Most embarrassing is the shrapnel that you couldn't see where it went only to find out later from a friend at work that you have a fingernail clipping in your hair.
by wolfbait51 April 29, 2011
Check out Prince Porkchop over there choking down that Tripple Whopper like someone's gonna steal it.
by wolfbait51 June 5, 2011
A tactic used by women to fortify fidelity when their significant other is away at school,in the service overseas,or in prison. As a "something to remember me by" maneuver,the lady queefs into a balloon and ties it off,puts it in a box with a note saying "Pop and Sniff" and mails it to her loved one.
That poor guy in cell block C is really down in the dumps. He just got a Pop and Sniff from his wife.
by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
That stash of bread heels and hot dog/burger buns your mom keeps and tries to pass off as toast when she forgot to buy real bread at the store. Usually kept in the emergency cabinet next to the powdered milk.
by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011
That rusty door hinge fart gave me the chills.
by wolfbait51 May 4, 2011