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by wolfbait51 May 2, 2011
Get the wedding night dick mug.To hide a dirty,stinky sock or a filthy pair of "sour mash" encrusted underwear under wife/girlfriend's pillow. The difficulty lies in not chuckling out loud all night long as she tosses and turns,sniffs her armpits and your ass,trying to figure from whence the mystery stink originates.It is also paramount to keep a straight face at breakfast the next morning when she is snurling her nose like a squirrel trying to cleanse her sinuses of the offensive odor.
Last night I pulled "the pillow sham" on the old lady using my 4 days old briefs with 2 inch wide skidmarks.BTW,did I tell you we're getting divorced??
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
Get the the pillow sham mug.Trying to hock up a popcorn husk that is stuck in the back of the throat or on the back of the tongue. Those devilish little fuckers act like suction cups and sometimes a hock hack will loosen them.
by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
Get the husk hock mug.An mixed drink containing 6oz. Mr Pibb and 1&1/2oz. Goldschläger. Named for pimp's fondness of gold (teeth and jewelry)
by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011
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Get the Led Robster mug.When heavy breasted women get fucked doggy-style in the northern hemisphere,their hanging boobs swing in a clockwise circular motion.Conversely,boobs in the southern hemisphere scribe a counterclockwise path.
by wolfbait51 May 18, 2011
Get the polar rotation mug.Analagous to the f stops on a camera,this refers to aperture settings built in to the anus.These f stops vary with the load. An f-1 would be used to pass a tapeworm while an f-11 would be needed for a loggerhead turd. Butthole f stops can get out of sync with excessive anal sex which can and often does result in turd whittling.(passing a turd through too small of orifice)
by wolfbait51 November 25, 2011
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