wolfbait51's definitions
by wolfbait51 June 5, 2011
Get the jackpotmug. One of life's biggest disappointments.It is the dejection/rage experienced by first time workers when they get their very first paycheck and realize they don't get to keep the entire $5.25 they thought they were working for.
by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
Get the paycheck shockmug. The uncool practice where some random douche submits a random lame-ass defininition then registers as a random editor to get on the meebo chatroom and beg for the word to be published randomly.Automatic "thumbs down" guaranteed.
Those "random" fucking retards who beg other editors to publish their "random" gay lover's name are nothing but meebo beggars
by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011
Get the meebo beggarsmug. The reserve of food particles stored betwixt the teeth that provide an unexpected snack for a mid-day treat.
by wolfbait51 November 6, 2011
Get the tooth pantrymug. Accidentally shitting yourself when trying to force a fart.Many times a situation just call for a fart-as a comic relief or just because someone's face happens to be in the vicinity of your ass.Forcing a fart with an underlying,but asymptomatic case of diarrhea,will almost certainly result in a scataclysm.
Mom handerd me the phone and said,"Here,wish your grandma happy birthday." So,I place the receiver near my bung and tried to ad lib a fart resulting in a scataclysm.
by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011
Get the scataclysmmug. Look at that mullatte over there sipping on a latte and reading the Wall Street Journal....... upside down.
by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
Get the mullattemug. You've got to check closely in some of those Mexican bars.The person yo're hittting on may nit be a Señorita,but, a Señor Rita.
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
Get the Señor Ritamug.