wolfbait51's definitions

fart recoil

The reaction of innocent "by-sniffers" to a rancid fart. Can range from a squirrel-like nose twitch to physically recoiling backward and even up to spewing chunks.This phenomenon has even been observed in the family dog where it covers its muzzle with its paw or buries its nose in a couch cushion

I love to see the fart recoil when little old ladies hit "the cloud".

by wolfbait51 December 12, 2011

cartoon brows

Cartoon brows is where women pluck all of their eyebrows out and then re-draw them with an eye liner pencil.Found predominantly in older ladies and dykes.

The cool thing about cartoon brows is the multitude of moods and expressions that can achieved

by wolfbait51 April 27, 2011

Prince Porkchop

A cool nickname for a portly,rotund fellow. A generic name for any random fat fucker.

Check out Prince Porkchop over there choking down that Tripple Whopper like someone's gonna steal it.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

grundle grease

An oily sebaceous substance secreted from peri-anal musk glands to lubricate the grundle and attract females.Turns rancid in a matter of days but is essential for fluid walking motion in that it reduces the friction between the butt cheeks.

I need a shower. My grundle grease has gone sour.

by wolfbait51 November 25, 2011

fat friction

Fat friction is generated from the rubbing together of thunder thighs when obese people walk. It has been estimated that a chubber wearing corduroy pants can generate 800 BTUs of heat-enough to make a grilled cheese sandwich.

My girlfriend melted the crotch out of her nylon wind suit with fat friction.

by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011

sway

Sway is everything that swag is plus more.Sway is having swag plus a big hairy pair of balls that sway back and forth when you're struttin' your swag.

Sway is like swag plus or swag 2.0.It's swag except it sway better.

by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011

amateur porn special effects

This is where skanky teenage girls take nude pictures of themselves in the bathroom mirror with their camera phones and submit the pics to amateur voyeur sites.The special effects come from them using a filthy mirror splattered with zit jism and toothpaste gunk.

I couldn't tell if that chick was hot or not on account of the amateur porn special effects.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011