wolfbait51's definitions

icing the bundt cake

Doing a girl doggy-style and busting a nut on her ass.(The ass being the bundt cake because it has a hole in the middle and the icing being chunky eel chowder)

Just to keep things lively and mix it up a little,I did an "icing the bundt cake" on the missus last night.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

beefy buttlips

Protruding buttocks as worn by Jennifer Hudson,Jennifer Lopez,Beyonce and Kim Kardashian,. Beefy buttlips are magnified two fold by pajama jeans and tight evening gowns.These people have so much junk in the trunk they also have a U-Haul trailer in tow.

Check out the imprint off those beefy buttlips on that gal in the sweat pants.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

condundrum

Having a really good shot at getting some pussy but not having a condom and no way of getting one.

We were parking on lover's lane and my date was so wet she was foaming.She was ready to yield that thang to me but I didn't have a rubber. What a condundrum!

by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011

going brown

An environmentally friendly resources conservation measure where the toilet is flushed only after the bowl contains the crap of multiple cable laying sessions. A specific sub-type of "going green".

Going brown could potentially save 150 million gallons of water annually.

by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011

Mr. Pimp

An mixed drink containing 6oz. Mr Pibb and 1&1/2oz. Goldschläger. Named for pimp's fondness of gold (teeth and jewelry)

I got hammered on my signature drink- Mr. Pimp.

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

Led Robster

How the Japs say Red Lobster

Hachiro is taking Kazumi to the Led Robster for her birthday

by wolfbait51 September 23, 2011

Tenacious T

No,it isn't an exciting new rapper. It is a particularly hard,tough and stubborn turd that slowly inches out of the anus just about half way then stops. It won't come out any further,it won't back up,and it won't break off because of its sturdy, clay-like structure and texture.So there you are....stuck. You can try wiggling on the toilet seat and hope it snaps off. Or,you can wait for a month for it to dry up and rot off.Or, as a last resort,you can bare-hand it and flick it loose with your fingers.

I was stuck on the thundermug for 45 minutes this morning due to a Tenacious T. I finally talked by brother into slipping a noose of dental floss around the obstinate loggerhead and jerking it out.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011