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just a minute finger

When you are having a face-to-face conversation with an individual that is interrupted by them taking a cell call and they put you on hold by holding up an index finger indicating that this call is more important than talking to you. A rude gesture made by an insignificant person receiving an insignificant call.
I was talking to my sister when her cell rang and she abruptly gave me the just a minute finger.
by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
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shrink wrap a turd

When a turd or piece of a turd refuses to go down after repeated flushings. It keeps bobbing up as if made of cork.Piling on multiple layers of toilet tissue essentially shrink wraps the obstinate floater and results in a flushable package.
After 5 flushes,I had to shrink wrap a turd to get it to go down.
by wolfbait51 April 9, 2011
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flush faced

The embarrassing situation where,as a guest in another's home,you stop up their toilet and it overflows with your colon contents.This can innocently occur due to unfamiliarity with the nuances of the particular brand of toilet and its digestion capacity.In any case,don't expect and invite back.......EVER.
I was totally flush faced when I stopped up Aunt Saggy's toilet.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
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ghost growl

When your stomach growls but you have no correlating sensation of gastro-intestinal activity leading you to believe it was someone else's tummy groaning.
Is that your stomach growling? I don't think so. Must be a ghost growl.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
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acronymcompoop

The epic and amazing ability of some shitheads to combine lame,random words to make an acronym and submit it as a definition.Only the most advanced minds can string together the first letters of a group of words.
Some shit-for-brains submitted PBR as a definition for Papst Blue Ribbon. What an acronymcompoop.
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
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ghetto cake crumbs

Check out those 2 niglets fighting over ghetto cake crumbs.
by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011
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remote reflex

The lightning fast,cat-like reflex of grabbing the remote control to mute or change channels when an uber annoying commercial comes on the TV. Can be anything from a Jennifer Hudson Weight Watcher promo,to a hard-to-watch starving child,animal abuse or child with whooping cough spot.
My remote reflex has been timed at 15/100 of a second.
by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
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