wolfbait51's definitions

sizemologist

A person who spends way too much time mentally measuring cakes,pies,pizzas,etc determining which piece/slice is the biggest.

I'm waiting for the sizemologist to finish eye-balling the pizza and select his piece first.

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

fuck number

The setting on a Sleep Number® Bed used for fucking.Usually a much higher number than used for sleeping.

My sleep number is 35 and the wife's is 55 but our fuck number is a firm 85.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

two corncob outhouse

An extra fancy outhouse found in rural and backwoods areas that have two buckets of corncobs to wipe your ass with. One uses a red corncob on the initial wipe.Then one uses a white corncob to see if they need another red corncob.

There was a two corncob outhouse at the Boy Scout camp.

by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

Norwegian steam engine

This is a sexual maneuver that should only be attempted by level 7 or higher practitioners. You take a girl out to a secluded location in full sized four door sedan.You get in the back seat and start doing her doggy style.It becomes very hot and stuffy,so you roll down the back window.When the girl sticks her head out the window to cool off,you crank the window back up on her neck just far enough as not to choke her but far enough she can't escape.You duct tape a lit cigar to her mouth and proceed you corn hole her.Every time you thrust,twin smoke rings come out of her nostrils.

I took this ole skank out on lovers lane and gave her the ole Norwegian steam engine.

by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011

dildustration

Refers to the way the mail order phallus shaped vibrators are illustrated in ads in the back of magazines with a woman massaging her neck. Yeh,right!

I'm amused by that dildustration of the woman using that dildo to relieve sore neck muscles.

by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

pop and sniff

A tactic used by women to fortify fidelity when their significant other is away at school,in the service overseas,or in prison. As a "something to remember me by" maneuver,the lady queefs into a balloon and ties it off,puts it in a box with a note saying "Pop and Sniff" and mails it to her loved one.

That poor guy in cell block C is really down in the dumps. He just got a Pop and Sniff from his wife.

by wolfbait51 November 15, 2011

paycheck shock

One of life's biggest disappointments.It is the dejection/rage experienced by first time workers when they get their very first paycheck and realize they don't get to keep the entire $5.25 they thought they were working for.

My son experienced paycheck shock when he saw all the stuff deducted from his gross pay.

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011