wolfbait51's definitions

corn ticklers

The corn husks invariably stuck betwixt your teeth after eating corn on the cob that tickle your tongue and drive you crazy until you finally floss them out. The part of corn that never makes it to your poop.

I gotta floss! These damned corn ticklers are driving me nuts.

by wolfbait51 October 13, 2011

Dustin Beeper

The Roadrunner character's real name. His nemesis is named Wile E Coyote

Dustin Beeper is a cool name because it sounds like Justin N Bieber

by wolfbait51 May 16, 2011

Mickey Mouse Mattress

A sanitary napkin

I can see the imprint of your Mickey Mouse mattress when you bend over.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

mullashed

While standing next to a mullet wearer,being smacked in the face by the ape drape when the proud owner suddenly and unexpectedly turns their head and the flowing mane acts as whip.Some mullet wearers have actually refined this phenomenon into an offensive and defensive tactical weapon.

At monster truck rallies,it is prudent to leave a vacant seat on either side of yourself to avoid being mullashed.

by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011

celebrity name fumbler

A person who constantly screws up celebrity's names. Examples: Warren Beauty,Thelma Blair,Paris Hinton,Kenunu Reeves,Gary Boozey,Rick Jagger,The Elderly Brothers,Tommy Jones Lee.

My girlfriend was talking about some movie starring Angela Jolie. She's a habitual celebrity name fumbler.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

penivorous

A male or female with an insatiable appetite for cock.

Those fags are so penivorous.

by wolfbait51 September 23, 2011

involuntary decapitation

Involuntary decapitation is where you accidentally rear-end a little old lady in her automobile and her wig flies out of the passenger's window leading you to believe her shoulder belt decapitated her.

When I saw that poor old woman's wig on the side of the road,I just knew I was going to be charged with involuntary decapitation.

by wolfbait51 May 4, 2011