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by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
Get the Vagivore mug.The farts of an obese person are very distinct. They have a hallmark "Plop" sound.Like an air bubble in wet concrete,the fart gas slowly eases its way to freedom between the jelly-like,fat butt cheeks causing the pizza dough buttocks to jiggle slightly.
by wolfbait51 November 15, 2011
Get the fat ass fart mug.The corn husks invariably stuck betwixt your teeth after eating corn on the cob that tickle your tongue and drive you crazy until you finally floss them out. The part of corn that never makes it to your poop.
by wolfbait51 October 13, 2011
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Get the slippy mug.A fictional retail outlet specializing in all weather outdoor covers for boats,campers,RVs,collector cars and now offering panties for extra large ladies.
by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
Get the Gotcha Covered mug.A polite word for eye boogers-the dried,crusty material that collects on the inside corners of the eyes during sleep.Ocular smeg is naturally yellow in color,but,in women it can be black,dark blue or brown due to residues from mascara,eyeline,eye shadow,etc. Ocular smegma is very common in poodles and chihuahuas.Eye smeg can be particularly troublesome in persons suffering from colds,allegies,flu and pink eye.For some reason,young children don't like to eat eye smeg as much as they do boogers. Contrary to myth,ocular smegma is NOT caused by the Sand Man.
When I woke up this morning,I thought I had gone blind.It turned out my eyelids were matted shut with ocular smegma.
by wolfbait51 January 8, 2011
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