wolfbait51's definitions

hand tossed

Masturbation. Also a tasty option at Pizza Hut.

Did you get any last night? Yep,hand tossed.

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

napster

A nappy headed youngster.

I think I saw that missing napster pictured on the milk carton down near the playground yesterday.

by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011

hillbilly honeymoon

When you marry the first cousin you knocked up at the family reunion.She puts on her prom dress and you go before the magistrate to be wed.The honeymoon actually takes place in the back seat of full sized,borrowed car where you roll up the back window on her head to keep her from moving and you pop her prune because you already got her cherry.

Me and Daisy Mae got hitched last week and did the deluxe hillbilly honeymoon.

by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011

Titty Tat

A form of body art where an image is permanently etched underneath the skin of a woman's breast in indelible ink. A titty tat is most frequently seen on strippers,hookers,biker chicks,carnie sluts,emo girls,goth chicks and dykes.The number one cause of titty tats is excessive drinking followed by spring break,peer pressure and rebellion.Should not be confused with Tweety Bird's "Putty Tat".

A dude in a strip club turns to his wing man,"I tawt I taw a titty tat! I did! I did taw a titty tat!!"

by wolfbait51 January 9, 2011

the carnal reserve bank

Analogous to the federal reserve bank except for the spank bank. The carnal reserve bank is the central location in the brain where all pornographic,erotic and sexy images,scenarios and fantasies are stored for spanking stimulation.Where as the spank bank stores recent and favorite images,the carnal reserve bank keeps older or less frequently used images.

I got tired of whacking off to the same old fantasy so I summoned up some different material from the carnal reserve bank.

by wolfbait51 September 28, 2011

diet soda offset

The curious way some people will order a 2000 calorie,grease laden,artery blocking,"obesity-in-a-bag" fast food meals and order a diet soda as if they were really concerned about healthy eating and the soda will magically negate all the fat grams.

I ordered the Maple Bacon Ice Cream Sundae at Denny's along with a diet soda offset.

by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

Wicked Weasel duck call

This is a phenomenom where a woman wearing a g-string farts causing the thin strip of butt floss to vibrate like a reed and resonnate a sound like a duck call.A similar effect is accomplished by holding a blade of grass between cupped hands and blowing.With a little practice,a wearer can produce sounds that mimic a crow call and a dying rabbit.By adjusting thong tension and sphincter control,notes ranging between E flat and C sharp are possible.

After consuming a big bowl of chili beans,my girlfriend serenaded me with her Wicked Weasel duck call.

by wolfbait51 March 17, 2011