wolfbait51's definitions

just a minute finger

When you are having a face-to-face conversation with an individual that is interrupted by them taking a cell call and they put you on hold by holding up an index finger indicating that this call is more important than talking to you. A rude gesture made by an insignificant person receiving an insignificant call.

I was talking to my sister when her cell rang and she abruptly gave me the just a minute finger.

by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

celesbians

Lesbians with celebrity status. Notables include Rosie O'Donnell,Anne Heche,Melissa Etheridge,Lily Tomlin, Ellen Degeneres,KD Lang,Jane Lynch,Wanda Sykes,Suze Orman,Cynthia Nixon,Meredith Baxter and Martina Navratilova

Rosie O'Donnell is probably the most outspoken of all the celesbians.

by wolfbait51 November 19, 2011

Full Metal Jacket

What the tin man wears to formal occasions.

Didn't the tin man look dashing in his full metal jacket?

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

bowling ball technique

Used when a girl has passed out and,as a friend,you help her home. You pull her panties down and stick 2 fingers in her pussy and your thumb in her butt hole and carry her like a bowling ball.Used when dragging by the hair or piggybacking is not feasible.

I managed to get my girlfriend's limp,unconscious body into her apartment by using the bowling ball technique.

by wolfbait51 November 13, 2011

fuck dubbed

Fuck dubbed is where a movie has been edited for TV and the bad words are lamely dubbed over in a voice not even close to the original actor's voice. Fortunately,you can usually read the actor's lips. Commonly called a "voice over".

I watched a Stevan Seagal movie where every time he said "fuck" it was fuck dubbed with the word "Fink" in a clearly Italian voice.

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

G.I. butt wipe

During World wars I and II,American foot soldiers were only issued about 10 individual squares of toilet paper to keep backpack weight and volume to a minimum.If a soldier needed to wipe his butt,he would take one square of toilet paper and fold it into quarters. He would then tear out a semicircular portion from the common corner which left a hole in the middle of the paper when unfolded.He would then stick his forefinger through the hole and wipe his ass with the protruding finger. The paper was grasped at the base of the finger with the free hand while the soiled finger was slowly pulled free of the paper.The contaminated square was then discarded and the corner previously removed was used to clean from under the fingernail.

When the toilet paper roll starts getting low,I will generally implement the G.I. butt wipe procedure.

by wolfbait51 June 1, 2011

beefy buttlips

Protruding buttocks as worn by Jennifer Hudson,Jennifer Lopez,Beyonce and Kim Kardashian,. Beefy buttlips are magnified two fold by pajama jeans and tight evening gowns.These people have so much junk in the trunk they also have a U-Haul trailer in tow.

Check out the imprint off those beefy buttlips on that gal in the sweat pants.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011