wolfbait51's definitions

tooth pantry

The reserve of food particles stored betwixt the teeth that provide an unexpected snack for a mid-day treat.

I just enjoyed a snack of raspberry seeds and corn skins from my tooth pantry.

by wolfbait51 November 6, 2011

fountain of Florence

The unique ability of certain women gifted with powerful Kegel (pussy) muscles to suck bath water into their vaginal vault and squirt it out in a fountain-like manner.

I watched this one ole girl do a fountain of Florence.She squirted from the tub into the toilet.....a distance of four feet.

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

granny driver

The little old blue haired lady who drives a car way to big for her.She cannot see over the steering wheel.She drives around with her right turn signal on constantly.The rear view mirror is useless because it is cocked into a make-up mirror position for applying lipstick.Usually has the back seat full of poodles or other useless dogs. Comes to a complete stop when making right hand turns for fear of flipping the car. Uses the horn instead of the brakes.

I'd rather follow a school bus at 3 o'clock than a granny driver.

by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011

dress code conformist

One who enters a retail estblishment that has a sign posted,"Shirt and Shoes Required", wearing only shoes and a shirt......no pants or underwear. AKA freeball shopping.

I went into Gas 'n Guzzle as a dress code conformist and they still had me arrested.

by wolfbait51 November 13, 2011

chicken tenders

testicles

That baseball bounced up and nailed me in the chicken tenders

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

beefy buttlips

Protruding buttocks as worn by Jennifer Hudson,Jennifer Lopez,Beyonce and Kim Kardashian,. Beefy buttlips are magnified two fold by pajama jeans and tight evening gowns.These people have so much junk in the trunk they also have a U-Haul trailer in tow.

Check out the imprint off those beefy buttlips on that gal in the sweat pants.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

Tenacious T

No,it isn't an exciting new rapper. It is a particularly hard,tough and stubborn turd that slowly inches out of the anus just about half way then stops. It won't come out any further,it won't back up,and it won't break off because of its sturdy, clay-like structure and texture.So there you are....stuck. You can try wiggling on the toilet seat and hope it snaps off. Or,you can wait for a month for it to dry up and rot off.Or, as a last resort,you can bare-hand it and flick it loose with your fingers.

I was stuck on the thundermug for 45 minutes this morning due to a Tenacious T. I finally talked by brother into slipping a noose of dental floss around the obstinate loggerhead and jerking it out.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011