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A dick that is hard on both ends and bendy in the middle.Almost always a result of too much booze or dope.
by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
Get the goose neck dick mug.The female version of "thinking with the little head". Where a woman let's her pussy do the talking.
by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
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Get the rusty door hinge fart mug.When you have to sit on the toilet for an eternity because you cannot wipe your ass due to the fact that your asshole won't close resulting from a megaturd.
by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011
Get the anal paralysis mug.An emotional condition suffered mostly by American teens with too much spare time and little or no imagination or motivation.Most surprisingly,boredom is reported by those with the most privilege and the most options for utilization of idle time.Boredom is not usually documented in third world countries because boredom is replaced by hunger.
by wolfbait51 May 1, 2011
Get the boredom mug.The farts of an obese person are very distinct. They have a hallmark "Plop" sound.Like an air bubble in wet concrete,the fart gas slowly eases its way to freedom between the jelly-like,fat butt cheeks causing the pizza dough buttocks to jiggle slightly.
by wolfbait51 November 15, 2011
Get the fat ass fart mug.This is a phenomenom where a woman wearing a g-string farts causing the thin strip of butt floss to vibrate like a reed and resonnate a sound like a duck call.A similar effect is accomplished by holding a blade of grass between cupped hands and blowing.With a little practice,a wearer can produce sounds that mimic a crow call and a dying rabbit.By adjusting thong tension and sphincter control,notes ranging between E flat and C sharp are possible.
After consuming a big bowl of chili beans,my girlfriend serenaded me with her Wicked Weasel duck call.
by wolfbait51 March 17, 2011
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