wolfbait51's definitions

shrink wrap a turd

When a turd or piece of a turd refuses to go down after repeated flushings. It keeps bobbing up as if made of cork.Piling on multiple layers of toilet tissue essentially shrink wraps the obstinate floater and results in a flushable package.

After 5 flushes,I had to shrink wrap a turd to get it to go down.

by wolfbait51 April 9, 2011

french bread and celery

In just about every TV and movie scene where a woman is carrying a bag of groceries,there is always a loaf of french bread and a stalk of celery sticking out of the top of the bag. Never a box of crackers or a roll of toilet paper.

In real life,you hardly ever see a woman coming out of Food Lion with "french bread and celery" bag of groceries.

by wolfbait51 April 11, 2011

token white

That one white guy on a professional sports team

Football and basketball are predominantly black and baseball is primarily Puerto Rican and Cuban except for the occasional token white.

by wolfbait51 April 13, 2011

Urban Dictionary Regret

When an individual finally grows up and regrets some lame,stupid, fucking bullshit they submitted to Urban Dictionary when they were an immature teenaged idiot and they request it be removed so as not to appear when their name is googled.

Dear editors;My name is John Q Public. I posted this lame definition when I was fucked up on drugs as a teenager.I am now an adult looking for a job and I don't want it to appear when my name is googled.I am now inflicted with Urban Dictionary regret.

by wolfbait51 April 13, 2011

fart etiquette

The riduculous notion that one farts only in the bathroom.Like anyone is really going drop what they're doing and make a mad "emergency" dash for the nearest restroom where they drop their drawers,bend over,grab the towel bar,bust a fart,then blot the anus with toilet paper. An extra measure of politeness would be to turn on the exhaust fan,wash your hands and hit the Glade air freshener button.

Fart etiquette dictates that one leave the dinner tablet to fart.

by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011

toilet paper boxing glove

A toilet paper boxing glove is where some individuals use half a roll of toilet paper each time they wipe their butt.The entire hand is wound with 10-20 wraps of TP all the way down to the wrist. At first glance,the toilet tissue bandaged hand might be mistaken to be broken or badly burned.

Dad looked like he'd been to the emergency room with that toilet paper boxing glove.

by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011

the deadliest catch

AIDS. A deadly STD caught from tainted "fish".

Stay away from that skag unless you want to end up with the deadliest catch.

by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011