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When you eagerly bite into a Pop Tart just out of the toaster that hasn't cooled sufficiently and the delicious fruit filling burns the shit out of your lips and mouth and sticks to the tender oral tissues like hot glue.
by wolfbait51 September 25, 2011
Get the Pop Tart Napalm mug.Look at that mullatte over there sipping on a latte and reading the Wall Street Journal....... upside down.
by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
Get the mullatte mug.You've got to check closely in some of those Mexican bars.The person yo're hittting on may nit be a Señorita,but, a Señor Rita.
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
Get the Señor Rita mug.A particularly nasty shit that is neither solid nor liquid but more of a slimey,pudding-like consistency.A mud island tends to float high in the bowl due to its fat content.
by wolfbait51 November 30, 2011
Get the mud island mug.When you're sitting at your desk and turd "prairie dogs" by partially easing out causing you to sit one or two inches higher in your chair.Almost always results in the eventual delivery of a "flat head" turd.
by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
Get the sitting on a poop knob mug.Temporary blindness resulting from a direct shot of hair spray to the eyes. The blindness can be a result of chemical irritation to the eye or from the eyelashes being glued together. Can also be caused from over-spray from another user in close proximity.
by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011
Get the TRESemme blinded mug.A woman that goes to the gynecologist with dirty panties,untrimmed bush and an unclean,smelly snapper
by wolfbait51 December 9, 2011
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