gas station key fob

A cinder block or car wheel chained to the restroom key.

The strain of dragging that gas station key fob made me shit my pants.

by wolfbait51 May 09, 2011

or get your robot to do it

A smart-ass reply to a question that means "YES" because there is no alternative.

Do you want ME to to mow the lawn?-- Yes. Or get your robot to do it.

by wolfbait51 April 06, 2011

bobbing for french fries

Describes any act of lunacy.Only a complete moron would plunge his face into a vat of boiling grease to snag a fry.

Can you believe that moron went into a health food store to buy a pack of smokes? That's so bobbing for french fries.

by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011

TampaX

Tampa International Airport. Currently serving only "red eye" flights.

I booked a flight to Jamaica out of TampaX.

by wolfbait51 June 08, 2011

diarrealize

The moment you first realize that you may have diarrhea.Clues can be cramping,churning stomach or a really wet fart.

Now that I've shit myself,I diarrealize that I may have a stomach virus.

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

eel chowder

Cum. Ejaculate. Specifically chunky jizz.

I busted a nut full of chunky eel chowder.

by wolfbait51 April 04, 2011

Everybody Loves Ramen

A proposed spin-off of the popular sitcom "Everybody Loves Raymond". It would be based on college students and their love of the cheap and easy to fix foodstuff,Ramen Noodes.

I heard CBS,at one time,was considering a spin-off of Ray Romano's comedy hit.The proposed title was to be Everybody Loves Ramen.

by wolfbait51 April 02, 2011