319 definitions by wolfbait51

An advertiser on Urban Dictionary that promotes ridiculous Nigger costumes as "mens wear". Also any clothing worn while jacking off.
I wouldn't even wear Jack Threads to masturbate. I prefer a wife beater and boxer shorts.
by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011
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Small round turds that resemble Brach's tasty candy treat.Usually girl poop.
by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011
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One of life's biggest disappointments.It is the dejection/rage experienced by first time workers when they get their very first paycheck and realize they don't get to keep the entire $5.25 they thought they were working for.
My son experienced paycheck shock when he saw all the stuff deducted from his gross pay.
by wolfbait51 April 26, 2011
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A group of women with shaved beavers sunbathing in the buff. The aim is to leave no tan lines. Very common on European nude beaches.
A lot of voyeur sites just feature clambake beach pics.
by wolfbait51 January 28, 2011
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The "bad-ass" attitude that often accompanies the mullet hair style.
That dude in the IROC Camaro has a bad mulletude
by wolfbait51 April 6, 2011
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Tainted knuckles occur when you reach between your legs to wipe your ass after a shit and your knuckles touch the vile soup in the toilet bowl or,heaven forbid,the turd itself.
Damn! I'm going to have to wash my hand.I got tainted knuckles.
by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011
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Any person that screws up the lyrics of a song.Frequently this is a result of the lyrics being misheard (also called mondegreens) or due to the original artist being hard to understand. Lyrics fuckers are normally exposed while singing along with the radio. There are a number of websites that feature "misheard song lyrics" and many of them are quite funny.
The old lady was rockin' with the Beach Boy's song about "My Little Poop Scoop". (Little Deuce Coupe).She's such a lyrics fucker.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
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