wjc's definitions

Jimmy Carter

The obama of his generation.

Obama is a carbon copy of Jimmy Carter.

by wjc April 11, 2008

craigsor

Some one who spends most of their free time on Craigslist. Causing them to lose contact with family friends, and reality.

What a craigsor you wasted all weekend chasing after crap you don't need on craigslist.

by wjc April 19, 2012

thumbs down

What you want when you write a definition to piss people off.

I got 1,334,875 thumbs down for my definition of obama. ALRIGHT!!!

by wjc April 10, 2008

401k

A scam used by the wealthy to rip off the working class.

The market dropped so much that all last years contributions to my 401k have been wiped out. I'll bet the clowns that managed it made sure their big money clients didn't lose anything.

by wjc August 5, 2008

MacGyver

An fairytale world where the hero performs magic with everyday junk. Those of us who actually work in the real world and know what really happens when you try his tricks either laugh our asses off or shake our heads.

Did you see MacGyver wrap gum foil around that 100 amp 440 volt fuse to use the elevator, I'll bet it made quite a flash when it vaporized.

by wjc December 26, 2009

Retardation nation

The U.S. under Obama and the dems.

Obama bails out the rich, and screws everybody else. Only in the Retardation nation would this be tolerated.

by wjc December 25, 2009

Obama letdown

What will happen when obama's supporters discover he can't deliver what they expected. The rest of the world doen't give a rats ass about obama and isn't going to do his biding. He won't be able to bullshit down the price of gas, or bullshit up the value of the dollar, or the terrorist into changing their ways. They will kick his ass and send him home crying to his white grandma.

The obama letdown will be accompanied by wails despair.

by wjc April 10, 2008