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Cop: Cop stands for "Cockmongoling Overdressed Pigs."

The Law: The Law stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker." The Cops enforce the law; fucking pigs.
Cop: It's my duty to be a "Cockmongoling, Overdressed Pig." I help enforce the law because it's my job.

Me: You know what L.A.W stands for? It stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker."

Cop: You're under arrest for indecent language.

Me: Fuck You!

Cop: Put your hands behind your back.

Me: Cool! 2 definitions in 1.
by wills0 June 21, 2010
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encyclopedia dramatica

A wiki created by cool people who make fun of people. They claim to "do it for the lulz." This website is racist, sexist, offensive and most of all, fursecuting. The creators of encyclopedia dramatica rule.
Encyclopedia dramatica's awesome.
by wills0 June 24, 2010
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under 18

A pathetic excuse for adults over 18 and the law to give to people under 18, just because they think they're superior.
over 18: The law says you can't have sex, gamble, drink alcohol, buy cigarettes, vote, join the army, watch porn, move out of your parent's house, or have true freedom until you turn 18.

under 18: That's fucking age discrimination and you know it. You and your pathetic excuses. I mean, just because I'm under 18 doesn't mean I should have to take shit from you adults.
by wills0 December 20, 2010
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teacher's aide

A school assistant who supports teachers who need help and students who need to stay on task.
Teacher's aides are there to help.
by wills0 July 27, 2009
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autism

A developmental disorder, NOT a mental disease/illness.
Some people have autism.
by Wills0 July 1, 2009
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pencil shavings

A pencil is a slang word for penis.
A pencil sharpener is a slang word for vagina.
Pencil shavings is a slang word for cum.

e.g When a man and a woman have sex, the man sticks his pencil into the woman's pencil sharpener and they have sex. After a while, pencil shavings explode out of the pencil and into the pencil sharpener.
by wills0 July 28, 2009
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pimping

pimping man, pimping.
by Wills0 July 9, 2009
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