A developmental disorder, usually diagnosed in childhood, where the person behaves in a distant manner and haves difficulties socializing. Some high functioning people with the condition are actually quite bright. The person with the condition is NOT retarded. In fact, as I said, some are quite bright.
by Wills0 July 01, 2009
Get the high functioning autismmug. Some people have autism.
by Wills0 July 01, 2009
Get the autismmug. another word for cum.
A pencil is a slang word for penis.
A pencil sharpener is a slang word for vagina.
Pencil shavings is a slang word for cum.
e.g When a man and a woman have sex, the man sticks his pencil into the woman's pencil sharpener and they have sex. After a while, pencil shavings explode out of the pencil and into the pencil sharpener.
A pencil sharpener is a slang word for vagina.
Pencil shavings is a slang word for cum.
e.g When a man and a woman have sex, the man sticks his pencil into the woman's pencil sharpener and they have sex. After a while, pencil shavings explode out of the pencil and into the pencil sharpener.
by wills0 July 28, 2009
Get the pencil shavingsmug. 
A pathetic excuse for adults over 18 and the law to give to people under 18, just because they think they're superior.
over 18: The law says you can't have sex, gamble, drink alcohol, buy cigarettes, vote, join the army, watch porn, move out of your parent's house, or have true freedom until you turn 18.
under 18: That's fucking age discrimination and you know it. You and your pathetic excuses. I mean, just because I'm under 18 doesn't mean I should have to take shit from you adults.
under 18: That's fucking age discrimination and you know it. You and your pathetic excuses. I mean, just because I'm under 18 doesn't mean I should have to take shit from you adults.
by wills0 December 20, 2010
Get the under 18mug. Cop: Cop stands for "Cockmongoling Overdressed Pigs."
The Law: The Law stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker." The Cops enforce the law; fucking pigs.
The Law: The Law stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker." The Cops enforce the law; fucking pigs.
Cop: It's my duty to be a "Cockmongoling, Overdressed Pig." I help enforce the law because it's my job.
Me: You know what L.A.W stands for? It stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker."
Cop: You're under arrest for indecent language.
Me: Fuck You!
Cop: Put your hands behind your back.
Me: Cool! 2 definitions in 1.
Me: You know what L.A.W stands for? It stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker."
Cop: You're under arrest for indecent language.
Me: Fuck You!
Cop: Put your hands behind your back.
Me: Cool! 2 definitions in 1.
by wills0 June 21, 2010
Get the 2 definitions in 1mug. by Wills0 June 06, 2009
Get the retardismmug.