2 definitions by willowcandra

orifice

a word referring to the office.

can you have me a cup of tea waiting in the orifice?

by willowcandra April 19, 2006

dapper

a person who acts as though they have a learning dificulty.
or person who actually does have a learning difficulty.
word is used affectionately when friend is being stupid.

"look at that dapper on the dancefloor."

by willowcandra April 19, 2006