21 definitions by whimzzical
A catheter that is specifically designed for the dedicated beer drinker. It eliminates the need for those annoying "pit stops."
Sam: Me and a couple of buds from the homebrewer's club are going to Dublin next month. We're gonna go an a friggin' five-hour pub crawl!
Mike: Awesome, dude, but I sure hope you have your beer catheter in!
Mike: Awesome, dude, but I sure hope you have your beer catheter in!
by whimzzical June 4, 2010
Fred: Everytime I open a brewski now, Duke shoots me one of his "Hey, where the hell is MY beer?" looks... If we're having a beer, he's gotta have a pooch hooch!
Tom: Priceless!
John: Duke's no fool, he just wants to be one of the guys!
Tom: Priceless!
John: Duke's no fool, he just wants to be one of the guys!
by whimzzical July 16, 2008
A long-lasting session of cunnilingus.
After Kasia got a Brazilian wax and modeled her new bikini for me, I rewarded
her with a lickathon she's not likely to forget anytime soon...
her with a lickathon she's not likely to forget anytime soon...
by whimzzical July 24, 2008
Zach and I decided to check out this beach in Belize, where some fine young babes treated us to an awesome toe show.
by whimzzical July 18, 2008
Duke: When I was in the hospital for three days after my surgery, I had this really cute Filipina nurse named Carmelita. Man, she is one fine pinay!
Luke: I'm jealous, dude. Last time I was in, all I had were a bunch of grouchy, ugly-ass Nurse Ratched types.
Luke: I'm jealous, dude. Last time I was in, all I had were a bunch of grouchy, ugly-ass Nurse Ratched types.
by whimzzical June 18, 2010
A world-renowned and highly-esteemed hepatologist.
I seem to recall during our last session, Sir Osis of Liver,
that you had warned me against the dangers of drinking vodka for breakfast. Do you think we could go over that again?
that you had warned me against the dangers of drinking vodka for breakfast. Do you think we could go over that again?
by whimzzical May 28, 2010
Beer selection anxiety disorder (BSAD) refers to the frustration and anxiety that beer drinkers frequently experience when confronted with too many choices. It is many times thought of as a sort of "Beer ADD."
Those who drink light beer day in and day out, or who
just buy "whatever's on sale," tend to be the least affected.
Those who drink light beer day in and day out, or who
just buy "whatever's on sale," tend to be the least affected.
It was Janna's first trip to Big Bubba's Beer Barn.
Although she had intended to merely latch onto her usual
12-pack of Panther Piss Pilsner, she began to feel overwhelmed as she stood transfixed at the dizzying array
of microbrews, lagers, porters, stouts, and Belgian Abbey
ales.
Unbeknownst to Janna, she was experiencing the onset of
beer selection anxiety disorder.
Although she had intended to merely latch onto her usual
12-pack of Panther Piss Pilsner, she began to feel overwhelmed as she stood transfixed at the dizzying array
of microbrews, lagers, porters, stouts, and Belgian Abbey
ales.
Unbeknownst to Janna, she was experiencing the onset of
beer selection anxiety disorder.
by whimzzical June 1, 2010