10 definitions by wez-1
If any of the Americans who say that the USA is the only free country in the world actually left their own country they'd realise they were talking shit...
by wez-1 August 14, 2005
1. Somebody idiots support.
2. Somebody who only got votes because stupid people are afraid of anything even remotely left-wing.
3. Pathetic excuse for a leader... all who follow him are similarly pathetic.
4. The single man responsible from lowering the USA's average IQ from the normal (100) to 41.
5. The reason why the word "retarded" is used more and more.
6. Somebody who supports "bravery" by soldiers, yet pussies out of service himself. see AWOL.
2. Somebody who only got votes because stupid people are afraid of anything even remotely left-wing.
3. Pathetic excuse for a leader... all who follow him are similarly pathetic.
4. The single man responsible from lowering the USA's average IQ from the normal (100) to 41.
5. The reason why the word "retarded" is used more and more.
6. Somebody who supports "bravery" by soldiers, yet pussies out of service himself. see AWOL.
"Comparing Bush to Hitler is like comparing Gandhi to Jeffrey Dahmer"? Fuck no! Gandhi used non-violent resistance.
Comparing Bush to Hitler is REALLY like omparing Ed Gein to Timothy McVeigh - both murderers, but different brands.
2. "Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying Churchill and Hitler are the same"? Fuck no! Churchill opposed a power-hungry freak, Bush is one.
Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying the truth - both cowards.
1. Idiot: "I support Bush!"
2. Republican: "Holy shit! That guy's a democrat?! I can't vote for him, (despite I agreeing with his policies), I'd be called liberal!" (Too stupid to realise voting is anonymous...)
3. Republican: "I'm patheic..."
4. Bush (senior): "Now, son, let's open up the result of your medical..."
Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."
Bush (senior): "I knew it! It's heritary... you don't have a brain either!"
Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."
5. Reporter: "We're here at the local shopping mall to find out opinions on our President... excuse me, young man..."
Anybody: "Yeah?"
Reporter: "What do you think of George W. Bush?"
Anybody: "Retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded... etc.."
6. Officer: "Where on God's green earth is soldier George W. Bush?!"
Private: "He's gone AWOL, sir. Re-reading his ABCs..."
Officer: "He better got his yella ass back here pronto!"
Private: "Unlikely, sir. He's still looking at the pictures... not started on 'A' yet..."
Comparing Bush to Hitler is REALLY like omparing Ed Gein to Timothy McVeigh - both murderers, but different brands.
2. "Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying Churchill and Hitler are the same"? Fuck no! Churchill opposed a power-hungry freak, Bush is one.
Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying the truth - both cowards.
1. Idiot: "I support Bush!"
2. Republican: "Holy shit! That guy's a democrat?! I can't vote for him, (despite I agreeing with his policies), I'd be called liberal!" (Too stupid to realise voting is anonymous...)
3. Republican: "I'm patheic..."
4. Bush (senior): "Now, son, let's open up the result of your medical..."
Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."
Bush (senior): "I knew it! It's heritary... you don't have a brain either!"
Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."
5. Reporter: "We're here at the local shopping mall to find out opinions on our President... excuse me, young man..."
Anybody: "Yeah?"
Reporter: "What do you think of George W. Bush?"
Anybody: "Retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded... etc.."
6. Officer: "Where on God's green earth is soldier George W. Bush?!"
Private: "He's gone AWOL, sir. Re-reading his ABCs..."
Officer: "He better got his yella ass back here pronto!"
Private: "Unlikely, sir. He's still looking at the pictures... not started on 'A' yet..."
by wez-1 August 14, 2005
1. Worst insult ever.
2. An icon for all rednecks, sadists and patriotic fucks who can't see past their own arrogance and ignorance.
2. An icon for all rednecks, sadists and patriotic fucks who can't see past their own arrogance and ignorance.
1. Dude: "You're such a fuckin' George W. Bush!"
Anyone sane: "How could you say that?! I'm going to kill myself... if I can..."
2. Proof of arrogance and ignorance: "I will never apologise for the United States of America - I don't care what the facts are" -- George W. Bush.
QUESTION TO ALL THE GEORGE-LOVERS: HWO COME YOU'RE SO FUCKIN' STUPID?!
Anyone sane: "How could you say that?! I'm going to kill myself... if I can..."
2. Proof of arrogance and ignorance: "I will never apologise for the United States of America - I don't care what the facts are" -- George W. Bush.
QUESTION TO ALL THE GEORGE-LOVERS: HWO COME YOU'RE SO FUCKIN' STUPID?!
by wez-1 August 14, 2005
A flag standing for freedom... which of course does not exist. There's no freedom so a "freedom flag" actually stands for a lying government, most usually the United States of America.
Republican: "Everybody knows that the US stands for liberation, everybody..."
Realist: "Yeah sure, just don't look outside the US. Everyone in Europe thinks it stands for shit..."
Republican: "Of course not, it's the only freedom flag left!"
Realist: "Haha... whatever, Yank. I didn't know freedom was occupation, and I didn't know liberation was a slaughter! All those corpses can, at least, decompose freely..."
Republican: "No, no, no. We're preserving them... as trophies of a successful campaign..."
Realist: "What the fuck?!"
Republican: "We killed all those nasty terrorists!"
Realist: "You killed everyone!"
Republican: "Like the small number of terrorists!"
Realist: "No... I'#m talking to one. What the fuck?!"
Realist: "Yeah sure, just don't look outside the US. Everyone in Europe thinks it stands for shit..."
Republican: "Of course not, it's the only freedom flag left!"
Realist: "Haha... whatever, Yank. I didn't know freedom was occupation, and I didn't know liberation was a slaughter! All those corpses can, at least, decompose freely..."
Republican: "No, no, no. We're preserving them... as trophies of a successful campaign..."
Realist: "What the fuck?!"
Republican: "We killed all those nasty terrorists!"
Realist: "You killed everyone!"
Republican: "Like the small number of terrorists!"
Realist: "No... I'#m talking to one. What the fuck?!"
by wez-1 August 14, 2005
Doesn't exist...
There are levels of liberty but none are free... despite what America says...
American version: Pissing on some people... sometimes literally.
There are levels of liberty but none are free... despite what America says...
American version: Pissing on some people... sometimes literally.
During the war on Iraq the American troops brung freedom to Iraq's people... this meant that some of the soldiers got to torture the some of the SURVIVORS!
by wez-1 August 14, 2005
They never were French! They certainly aren't related to freedom, unless the fatter you are the more freedom you have! Hold on - is this related to the corporate fatcats?!
by wez-1 August 14, 2005
1. Like or the actual conditions of prison sex... see Prison Hump...
2. Somebody who willingly and repeatedly partcipates in homosexual activity with fellow inmates, despite being hetrosexual... (tending to the guys like the jailhouse bitch...)
3. Some git serving beverages... probably also defition #2...
2. Somebody who willingly and repeatedly partcipates in homosexual activity with fellow inmates, despite being hetrosexual... (tending to the guys like the jailhouse bitch...)
3. Some git serving beverages... probably also defition #2...
1. "That was some crazy-ass rough sex! That was so fuckin' bartender..."
2. "After I sold my sofa I had to become a baretender just to afford a score!"
3. "Who the fuck is that guy taking drink orders?" "That's the bartender... he tends the bar..." "Dude... what a fuckin' metrosexual..." "Yeah... he's always been a bartender(#2)"
2. "After I sold my sofa I had to become a baretender just to afford a score!"
3. "Who the fuck is that guy taking drink orders?" "That's the bartender... he tends the bar..." "Dude... what a fuckin' metrosexual..." "Yeah... he's always been a bartender(#2)"
by wez-1 August 11, 2005