10 definitions by wet_cardboard69

anal consumption

A more advanced type of eating ass, that only intellectuals could understand

non-intellectual: "I ate my girlfriends ass last night"
intellectual: "Is that so? Well at a late time period yesterday, I participated in some anal consumption with my female romantic partner."

by wet_cardboard69 March 28, 2018

Dust sucker

A person with an extreme or dangerous drug addiction, usually referring to an addiction to crack cocaine. thus the name "dust sucker" needing to have every last bit of the substance they are addicted to, to the point where they are sucking the last particles off the table

Guy: Be careful around Gary, he's a total dust sucker

by wet_cardboard69 March 31, 2018

smoking cat

A teenager who gets his friends to smoke, and then snitches on them to get them in trouble

Guy1: "Marty seems like an alright guy, earlier he offered me a smoke"
Guy2: "Don't trust Marty dude, he's a smoking cat!"

by wet_cardboard69 October 29, 2019

your mother is your brother

An epic comeback in any argument. Even more powerful than "your mom gay"

guy1: "ur mom gay lol xd"
guy2: "oh yeah? well your mother is your brother!"
guy1: *dies*

by wet_cardboard69 March 28, 2018

AIDS

AIDS is an EPIC gay disease contracted by homosexuals like Freddie Mercury

Medical Professional: Freddie Mercury unfortunately contracted the EPIC gay disease known as AIDS

by wet_cardboard69 October 29, 2019

Porcelain Chokehold

When you get a boner while sitting on the toilet and it gets stuck under the seat

"Hey man I've gotta use the bathroom too, would you mind hurrying it up?"
"Sorry man I can't get out, I'm stuck in a Porcelain Chokehold

by wet_cardboard69 April 19, 2020

Succcess

When someone gets a high position in a business or work place by giving blow jobs and sex to people with positions above theirs.

Guy1: "wow, in just a month Nancy has gotten 2 promotions! She must be doing something right!"
Guy2: "I don't think so, just some succcess if you ask me."

by wet_cardboard69 March 31, 2018