7 definitions by vincentupsdellred
Girlfriend: *holds her belly in agony*
Me: What is wrong?
Girlfriend: I feel like I'm about to burst!
Me: *freaks out* Oh God! *runs*
Me: What is wrong?
Girlfriend: I feel like I'm about to burst!
Me: *freaks out* Oh God! *runs*
by vincentupsdellred December 10, 2016
A person who is paid to agitate another person or other people. A paid agitator can also be politically or personally motivated.
Owen: Who is that person that drove me up the wall over cats?
Lisa: That's just a paid agitator named Richard Davis.
Lisa: That's just a paid agitator named Richard Davis.
by vincentupsdellred August 23, 2018
by vincentupsdellred December 10, 2016
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by vincentupsdellred December 16, 2016
by vincentupsdellred December 9, 2016
An automatic- or a semiautomatic rifle. Not to be confused with Ting, the MVNO that runs off of Sprint and T-Mobile.
by vincentupsdellred January 4, 2018