Definitions by vette376

cinammon queef 

When you're going down on her and she's so fucking dry, you choke and cough out dust!

She was so fucking fucking dry I coughed up a cinammon queef!

cinammon queef by vette376 December 17, 2016

Bambi 

To hold a reinactment of your stag do, years after you've been married and reduced to a mere figment of the man you use to be. Bambi's are a complete redo of the stag, with the same hotels, pubs and clubs visited along with the same theme. Everything should be followed to the letter. It's a time to reminisce!!

Here Stu, you fancy we get all our mates together and have your Bambi this year?

I've been married now for 10 years, think it's about time I got the lads together and had my Bambi!!

Bambi by vette376 August 4, 2016

Pluffed 

To be physically drained after doing something which wouldn't normally cause any exertion

I'm totally pluffed trying to type this letter. Having become pluffed from watching TV I decided to have a lie down. After staring at me computer screen for most of the day I was totally pluffed.

Pluffed by vette376 December 14, 2014

Failc 

Fat Arrogant Ignorant Little Cunt. Best used to describe that know-it-all that will proudly jump around saying "told you so," or "I wouldn't do it like that" etc.. They have no friends and will gladly make you look like a prick infront of the masses. Pronounced "FALC" with no "i" sound.

You really are a Failc. I never thought I would ever meet a Failc until now. Your Honour, this man is obviously a Failc! Two Failc's on the same day, I should put money on the lottery. You are the "Office Failc!"

Failc by vette376 July 16, 2009