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Metrosexual-Shift

-A process in which millions of men are currently undergoing (see metrosexual). The Metrosexual-shift is actually an unproven theory that states: Within the next few generations (present - 75 years), over 80% of men will become metrosexuals.

-This is partly due to the rate that men are gravitating towards things that were traditionally female.

-Hair care products and styling tools, body & face creams, tight fitting clothes, sun glasses and other style trends that one would generally attribute to a female or homosexual male are catching on at a rapid speed with heterosexual males.
Contrary to popular belief, any man who owns a flat iron is *NOT* secure in his sexuality and is undergoing the metrosexual-shift.
by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008
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United States of Amnesia

1). A term used to describe Americas uncanny ability to forget things that happened in the near past. Americans are known to make enemies of countries and people who were allies yesterday because "we" quickly forget.
The United States of Amnesia forgot that WE supplied Saddam Hussein with most of his weapons...we called him part of the Axis of Evil and tried to kill him for possibly using them...on US.

As they say, yesterdays friend is tomorrows enemy.
by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008
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post-coital panty raid

A term used to describe the act of a female, immediately after sex going through her partners; drawers, laundry baskets, closets and other areas (such as under the bed) in search of traces of evidence of the recent presence of another female.

As some girls and women feel guilty or insecure directly following sex, they go in search of evidence of infidelity. This is done to ease their discomfort by either confirming their suspicions and thus validate their insecurity, or disproving these suspicions which in turn eases their temporary depressions.
Jill: I puked after Brad crawled off of me...it just didn't seem right.

Jane: What Happened?

Jill: I did a post-coital panty raid...found two thongs that weren't mine...that bastard.
by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008
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Quasi-porn

Pornography usually of a soft-core or poorly edited nature (see: Girls Gone Wild) is usually considered quasi-porn. Sometimes quasi-porn includes too many cut scenes or cut aways (angle changes) etc, ugly girls, too much talking during sex or otherwise nonsexual dialogue ("storyline").
How to know you quasi-porn:

1). Bare breasts are only shown for a fraction of a second.

2). *NOT* a fetish porn but camera constantly pans to girls feet.

3). One is incapable of beating off without being forced to pause, rewind or fast forward porn.

4). You become more interested in the actual "story" than the sex scenes.

5). Girl never takes her top off/tits remain in bra.

6). There is no real or significant penetration.
by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008
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Ego Urbing

The act of attempting to add ones own name to Urban Dictionary. Typically causing editors to spazz because of all the rejections they must submit.
"Word: Jane Smith Definition: An amazing and beautiful girl with a HUGE hart and a great ass. "

...is Ego Urbing

(jane smith is NOT my name or anyone elses I know)
by urbanr0cker May 12, 2008
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shop & swap

Shop & Swap is the term used when speaking about the act of purchasing and returning clothing after one wear. Many people "shop and swap" after shopping at relatively or very expensive stores (ie; H&M, Abercrombie & Fitch, Neiman Marcus etc...)and purchasing clothes they want wear on dates, to school, clubs, parties and so fourth...but can't afford to keep. Label-whore's are known the engage in this practice to remain in keeping with trends but still able to actually afford to eat.

Though most stores consider it theft in the long run, many see no problem with and compare it to renting a tux.
I was so stoked when I found out I could dress like Paris Hilton on a starving artists budget though shop & swap.
by urbanr0cker May 2, 2008
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mother's day

1). A day in which women who somehow managed to punch out a couple of kids feel entitled to flowers, cards, candy, balloons, bears and other meaningless gifts.

2.) Yet another "holiday" Hallmark, FTD and See's Candy conspired to invent in order to sell products in what would be a month otherwise void of an actual gift giving holiday (see: Christmas and December ).

3). A day in which the women in your family *say* they only wish you to acknowledge with your love and perhaps doing the dishes when they actually want their children, husbands or boyfriends to give them flowers, candles, dinners etc...
Girl: What's you get your mom for Mother's Day?

Guy: A hug.

Girl: ouch...what's she have to say about that?

Guy: not so much...
by urbanr0cker May 12, 2008
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