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depenisification

Verb: 1). the act of a male doing something unmasculine, girly or just too feminine for words (ie; cuddling after sex).

2. the transition a man goes through after his girlfriend has had his balls in her purse for more than a month (see; pussy whipped ).

3. a process in which a man loses all of his former uniquely male qualities (personality and penis alike) and becomes little more than XY chromosome and chest hair. He is now and essentially a mangina on legs.
Guy: hey, i saw Andy watching 27 Dresses and Maid of Honor...WITHOUT Julie.

Guy2: awe man...depenisification complete.

Guy: we've lost him.
by urbanr0cker May 12, 2008
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kitler

A Kitler is a cat or kitten that bears a strong resemblance to Adolf Hitler. Kitler's typically have a dark coloured or black patch of hair directly below the nose that resembles Hitler's infamous mustache.
Mom: Why don't you take fluffy out to play with the other kittens?

Girl: Idk why mom but fluffy won't play with the other cats, mostly the different coloured ones.

Mom: Well, it's official...Fluffy's a Kitler then.
by urbanr0cker May 12, 2008
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Toughie

Used to denote situations or questions which are found to be impossible to accomplish or extremely difficult to answer. Sometimes used sarcastically (see sarcasm ) toughie means "tough one." Or "hard."
Ed: Hey Mike...you think I could borrow $500.

Mike: Hmm...that's a toughie...
by urbanr0cker May 11, 2008
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post-coital panty raid

A term used to describe the act of a female, immediately after sex going through her partners; drawers, laundry baskets, closets and other areas (such as under the bed) in search of traces of evidence of the recent presence of another female.

As some girls and women feel guilty or insecure directly following sex, they go in search of evidence of infidelity. This is done to ease their discomfort by either confirming their suspicions and thus validate their insecurity, or disproving these suspicions which in turn eases their temporary depressions.
Jill: I puked after Brad crawled off of me...it just didn't seem right.

Jane: What Happened?

Jill: I did a post-coital panty raid...found two thongs that weren't mine...that bastard.
by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008
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Quasi-porn

Pornography usually of a soft-core or poorly edited nature (see: Girls Gone Wild) is usually considered quasi-porn. Sometimes quasi-porn includes too many cut scenes or cut aways (angle changes) etc, ugly girls, too much talking during sex or otherwise nonsexual dialogue ("storyline").
How to know you quasi-porn:

1). Bare breasts are only shown for a fraction of a second.

2). *NOT* a fetish porn but camera constantly pans to girls feet.

3). One is incapable of beating off without being forced to pause, rewind or fast forward porn.

4). You become more interested in the actual "story" than the sex scenes.

5). Girl never takes her top off/tits remain in bra.

6). There is no real or significant penetration.
by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008
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California Syndrome

1.) People, typically from the Midwest who believe everything about California is fantastic and talk constantly about running away and/or hitchhiking there.

2.) California natives as well as others who've become increasingly obsessed with California state; Primarily major Southern California cities (Los Angeles, Hollywood & San Diego). As well as California (pop)culture; Including the California Pizza Kitchen, PAC-Sun, Rodeo Drive and Sunset Boulevard.
I'm moving to Fresno as to avoid further damage from the infectious California Syndrome.
by urbanr0cker May 12, 2008
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wtotfw

Literally means: We're take Over The Fucking World. Typically written in shorthand as WTOtFW or wtoftw (...etc). Commonly used in people's Myspace names, who are often under the age of 16. Or in a band. It's not uncommon for this term to be seen in brackets "{ }" as an accompaniment to someone other myspace name.
Sara: Cool...what's ur myspace name?

Katie: Oh ya...it's KillerKat {wtotfw}!

Sara: ur so awesome.
by urbanr0cker May 11, 2008
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