urbanr0cker's definitions
When the presence of a girlfriend (either real of fictitious) is introduced by a male during a conversation with a female it is considered dropping a "girlfriend bomb." This is typically done to deter further or perceived pursuit of the male by the female. Either the guy finds the girl he's chatting with unattractive and fears she may be interested in him. Or he's intimidated by her. Thus, he needs to make her aware of "competition", that's he's desirable and taken or that he is *NOT* desperate.
It's basically saying "Hey look...someone likes me OTHER than you!"
It's basically saying "Hey look...someone likes me OTHER than you!"
(girl and guy casually chatting about nothing...)
Girl: yeah, so that's when i decided i wanted to see Iron Man.
Guy: *clears throat* um yea me and my girlfriend went to see that last night.
girl: wow...you dropped a girlfriend bomb..how lame.
Girl: yeah, so that's when i decided i wanted to see Iron Man.
Guy: *clears throat* um yea me and my girlfriend went to see that last night.
girl: wow...you dropped a girlfriend bomb..how lame.
by urbanr0cker May 12, 2008
Get the girlfriend bombmug. An alternative to the thong or g-string, seamless panties are a form of women's undergarment in which panty lines cannot be seen underneath tight clothing (such as leggings) as it is made up of seamless material.
Contrary to popular belief, women wear seamless panties when they *DON'T* want panty lines....they wear *thongs* when they *DO* want attention.
by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008
Get the seamless pantiesmug. Verb: 1). the act of a male doing something unmasculine, girly or just too feminine for words (ie; cuddling after sex).
2. the transition a man goes through after his girlfriend has had his balls in her purse for more than a month (see; pussy whipped ).
3. a process in which a man loses all of his former uniquely male qualities (personality and penis alike) and becomes little more than XY chromosome and chest hair. He is now and essentially a mangina on legs.
2. the transition a man goes through after his girlfriend has had his balls in her purse for more than a month (see; pussy whipped ).
3. a process in which a man loses all of his former uniquely male qualities (personality and penis alike) and becomes little more than XY chromosome and chest hair. He is now and essentially a mangina on legs.
Guy: hey, i saw Andy watching 27 Dresses and Maid of Honor...WITHOUT Julie.
Guy2: awe man...depenisification complete.
Guy: we've lost him.
Guy2: awe man...depenisification complete.
Guy: we've lost him.
by urbanr0cker May 12, 2008
Get the depenisificationmug. -A widely accepted and legalized racketeering scheme in which parents and students pay upwards of $30,000 to voluntarily accept extremely leftist propaganda as well as have their, bank accounts, homes and other viable assets regularly forcibly raped after getting it good from a bank or student loan branch.
-There are many highly publicized myths, the most popular being, that there is rampant, uninhibited sex, and a bevy of busty wanton teens and young adult girls just waiting to have sex with any man who’ll have them. In reality, there is rampant sex, but everyone’s not hot, it’s sloppy, the girls are half-dead from booze and drugs, the guys go limp half of the way through and 1 out of ever 3 girls has been slipped something and ends up date-raped.
-The truth of the matter is, college is another form of high school with more ‘freedom’ less restrictions and triple the money paid. Or, more accurately a brainwashing “group” akin to the Manson Family or the Heaven’s Gate Cult.
College can however be a fun and exciting place, mainly for freshman and sophomores who can’t believe there is SO MUCH pot, coke, speed and alcohol readily available and mostly for free.
-There are many highly publicized myths, the most popular being, that there is rampant, uninhibited sex, and a bevy of busty wanton teens and young adult girls just waiting to have sex with any man who’ll have them. In reality, there is rampant sex, but everyone’s not hot, it’s sloppy, the girls are half-dead from booze and drugs, the guys go limp half of the way through and 1 out of ever 3 girls has been slipped something and ends up date-raped.
-The truth of the matter is, college is another form of high school with more ‘freedom’ less restrictions and triple the money paid. Or, more accurately a brainwashing “group” akin to the Manson Family or the Heaven’s Gate Cult.
College can however be a fun and exciting place, mainly for freshman and sophomores who can’t believe there is SO MUCH pot, coke, speed and alcohol readily available and mostly for free.
Twins Jessica & Ashley were given $50,000 each for college upon graduating high school.
Jessica moved to California and bought a house in the Valley outright.
Ashley got into a prestigious college, paid the entire $50K and now only ows Sally Mae $32,000.
Jessica moved to California and bought a house in the Valley outright.
Ashley got into a prestigious college, paid the entire $50K and now only ows Sally Mae $32,000.
by urbanr0cker May 10, 2008
Get the Collegemug. A colloquial term for rigours sexual intercourse.
Made popular by American musician Mickey Avalon, the phrase derives from a series of exercise videos actress Jane Fonda starred in during the early 1980's to mid 90's (1982-1995). To "Jane Fonda" means to engage in a through and exasperating workout. Thus refers to rough and/or tiring sex.
Made popular by American musician Mickey Avalon, the phrase derives from a series of exercise videos actress Jane Fonda starred in during the early 1980's to mid 90's (1982-1995). To "Jane Fonda" means to engage in a through and exasperating workout. Thus refers to rough and/or tiring sex.
by urbanr0cker May 7, 2008
Get the Jane Fondamug. Literally means: We're take Over The Fucking World. Typically written in shorthand as WTOtFW or wtoftw (...etc). Commonly used in people's Myspace names, who are often under the age of 16. Or in a band. It's not uncommon for this term to be seen in brackets "{ }" as an accompaniment to someone other myspace name.
by urbanr0cker May 11, 2008
Get the wtotfwmug. 1). A day in which women who somehow managed to punch out a couple of kids feel entitled to flowers, cards, candy, balloons, bears and other meaningless gifts.
2.) Yet another "holiday" Hallmark, FTD and See's Candy conspired to invent in order to sell products in what would be a month otherwise void of an actual gift giving holiday (see: Christmas and December ).
3). A day in which the women in your family *say* they only wish you to acknowledge with your love and perhaps doing the dishes when they actually want their children, husbands or boyfriends to give them flowers, candles, dinners etc...
2.) Yet another "holiday" Hallmark, FTD and See's Candy conspired to invent in order to sell products in what would be a month otherwise void of an actual gift giving holiday (see: Christmas and December ).
3). A day in which the women in your family *say* they only wish you to acknowledge with your love and perhaps doing the dishes when they actually want their children, husbands or boyfriends to give them flowers, candles, dinners etc...
Girl: What's you get your mom for Mother's Day?
Guy: A hug.
Girl: ouch...what's she have to say about that?
Guy: not so much...
Guy: A hug.
Girl: ouch...what's she have to say about that?
Guy: not so much...
by urbanr0cker May 12, 2008
Get the mother's daymug.