Definitions by ur.mum.bahahahhaha

recruit peter 

a fish in the water, very good swimmer
often mistaken for corporal edwards or lance corporal james

person 1: " wow did you see corporal edwards swim"
person 2: "that wasn't corporal edwards, that was recruit peter"

recruit peter by ur.mum.bahahahhaha September 5, 2022

Liam Payne 

do not put your hands on his body and swing that round for him, because Liam Payne is a scary scary man who hates hands
also the irrelevant one in one direction

liam payne: if you don't remove those hands there's a high likelyhood that you'll never use them again

Liam Payne by ur.mum.bahahahhaha September 5, 2022