7 definitions by unmol

Penis

A very valuable tool.

- Hold on, what did the writer mean while describing Penis?

- Oh! He misread the word. He meant 'Pen is a valuable tool'.

by unmol December 9, 2022

Shakespeare

That english guy who probably never shaked any pear.

Damn! He's so good at English. He's the 2nd Shakespeare.

by unmol December 9, 2022

Madhya Pradesh

Also MP, is probably one of the largest underrated state in India. Capital is Bhopal.

Madhya - middle, central
Pradesh - state, province

Literal meaning of Madhya Pradesh is 'Central Province'.
Where is is located?
Obviously, central India.

Madhya Pradesh is also called 'Heart of India'.

- Where are ya from?
- MP

- What's so special about Madhya Pradesh?
- Maybe cleanest city of India (Indore), Sanchi Stupa and White Tigers

by unmol December 9, 2022

French kiss

When two people do mouth-fight for a chewing gum without a chewing gum.

- Do you like French kiss?
- I prefer French fries.

by unmol December 9, 2022

Soulmates

Souls meant to fall in love with each other and never leave.
Love between two soulmates is the purest.
It is something that doesn't exist.

- Are soulmates real?
- Probably no.

- Hey! I have found my soulmate.
- Who?
- She doesn't exist.

by unmol December 9, 2022

Shikha

An ambitious woman/girl from India. If a person's name is 'Shikha', she must be very centric towards her goals.
She might also act like Guinea Pigs.

- Anmol, who do you like tho?
- Shikha, mate.

- Dude! What Shikha reminds you of?
- Guinea Pigs!
- Exactly!

by unmol December 9, 2022

Light Yagami

A character from the manga 'Death Note' who is confident over his actions.

e.g.
*L farts.*
Light Yagami: Exactly as planned!

- Who is the most evil manga character but still called as "protagonist"?
- Light Yagami.

by unmol December 9, 2022