udusers1's definitions

swear

Words that people get offended by for some unexplained reason.

Person 1: Shit
Society: OMG YOU SAID A SWEAR WORD
Person 1: What? Shit means to poo. You say poo all the time.
Society: WAAAH YOU'RE SO EVIL!
Person 1: IT'S JUST A WORD!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU SO OFFENDED?
Society: .................................WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by udusers1 July 9, 2011

00

Year 2000.

1/31/00
Means January 31, 2000.

by udusers1 November 13, 2011

RIP Headphone Users

When people upload videos that are unnecessarily and surprisingly loud, even at normal volume, giving the impression that the loudness killed people who use headphones due to their proximity to the ears.

YouTube video: "Barney sings I love you"
Audio (volume X9999): "I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!"
Comment: RIP Headphone Users

by udusers1 October 23, 2011

time

The most evil invention known to man, probably created by the devil himself. It flows at the rate the least convenient to you. When you're a child, it goes so slow you're dying in it. When you grow up, it goes so fast you start to fall apart. If you slip up, you can't turn it back.

Time is the only currency that spends by itself and you can't regain.

"The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it..." -Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

by udusers1 October 9, 2012

trolley

An urban transport. Basically a bus that runs on tracks and almost always on electric overhead lines.

Also known as tram worldwide and streetcar in Canada and several regions of USA.

Frequently used to call buses that look like trolleys.

Take the trolley to the town square.

by udusers1 July 7, 2011

balls

Round and spherical objects.

Oooh, 3D circle spheres!
They're balls!

by udusers1 October 21, 2011

korean bbq

The best barbecue there is. The food is cooked right in front of you on a searing metal grill.

Korean BBQ is AMAZING. Who couldn't enjoy stuff like bulgolgi and galbi?

by udusers1 September 3, 2013