udusers1's definitions

screwdriver

You never have the right ones.

I needed this screwdriver for unscrewing screws, but they were all the wrong sizes.

by udusers1 August 11, 2010

creampie

A pie filled with cream.

Man 1: "I ate a creampie today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."
Man 2: "Yeah. And it doesn't sound healthy either."
Man 1: "I know. I mean just dairy fat and crust. Next time I'll get a cupcake."

by udusers1 October 29, 2014

CCP

Short for the Chinese Communist Party (中国共产党, Zhōngguó Gòngchǎndǎng) - the sole ruling party of China since 1949 when Mao Zedong seized control of Beijing and established a one-party state (People's Republic of China). Founded as a communist/socialist party in 1921 and continues to label itself as such, but in practice has been described as running a more-or-less authoritarian capitalist state since the late 20th century. Arch nemesis of the Kuomintang (KMT), the former ruling party China from 1912 until it had to relocate to Taiwan where it currently resides and has dreams of one day taking China back from the CCP and overthrowing the officially communist regime.

Xi Jinping is the current leader of the CCP.

by udusers1 October 21, 2023

freegan

A person who scrounges rubbish for food. While it sounds repulsive, some high quality food items can be found in the trashbin.

The freegan made a tasty meal out of the trash of a wasteful man who threw out all of his gourmet ingredient, and didn't have to spend a cent.

by udusers1 August 31, 2013

balls

Round and spherical objects.

Oooh, 3D circle spheres!
They're balls!

by udusers1 October 21, 2011

trolley

An urban transport. Basically a bus that runs on tracks and almost always on electric overhead lines.

Also known as tram worldwide and streetcar in Canada and several regions of USA.

Frequently used to call buses that look like trolleys.

Take the trolley to the town square.

by udusers1 July 7, 2011

time

The most evil invention known to man, probably created by the devil himself. It flows at the rate the least convenient to you. When you're a child, it goes so slow you're dying in it. When you grow up, it goes so fast you start to fall apart. If you slip up, you can't turn it back.

Time is the only currency that spends by itself and you can't regain.

"The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it..." -Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

by udusers1 October 9, 2012