twisted's definitions

helicopter

The act of slapping someone's face from right to left with your erect penis.

I went to give him a blow job and he almost knocked me unconcious with a helicopter!

by Twisted February 27, 2003

swollen hatchet wound

another term for a female vagina

I slipped it in her swollen hatchet wound.

by Twisted February 27, 2003

flobagob

What to say when you really dont know what to say.
Common when drunk

"He's he's a a flobagob so yeah"

by twisted March 19, 2005

xoxo

hugs and kisses

xoxo,
(your name)

by twisted October 20, 2003

asd

Universal sign of frustration, coined by mercury whilst playing tf. Can be used in conjunction with "omg" and the infamous "."

30 seconds remaining
mercury took RED's flag
twisted gets a frag for the other team with mercury's death
mercury: OMG
mercury: OMg
mercury: asd
mercury: asdad
mercury: .

by twisted November 2, 2004

Tezkah

1) one who trancends genders even as he creates them
2) Anyone who can drink 100 cups of coffee in one day
3) Damn Canadians

Is that a Tezkah in your pants? Or are you just flamboyantly homosexual?

by Twisted March 16, 2005

Neodymium

Element #60 in the periodic table, symbol Nd. Neodymium was discovered by Carl F. Auer von Welsbach (Austria) in 1885. The origin of the name comes from the Greek words neos didymos meaning new twin. It is silvery-white, rare-earth metal that oxidizes easily in air. Reacts slowly in cold water, more rapidly as heated. Metal ignites and burns readily.

This metal is used in making very powerful permanent magnets and also in materials science investigations of ceramic materials, superconductivity, etc. along with other rare earths.

I bought some neodymium magnets at the store to fool around with.

by Twisted December 10, 2003