5 definitions by turtlecream98
Flabulous is used to describe a fat or flabbygay man who describes himself as fabulous or is of high social standing.
"Elton John is just so flabulous!"
"I know! When he performed with Eminem at the Grammys it took him to a whole new level of flabulous!"
"I know! When he performed with Eminem at the Grammys it took him to a whole new level of flabulous!"
by turtlecream98 April 10, 2015
A term used to respond when someone says they hate a band you like. Can be used in pretty much any situation regardless of topic.
"Man Pearl Jam blows, do they even know how to make a decent album?"
"Whoa man I'm spinnin' that junk! You watch yourself before I stick a golf club up nose."
"Whoa man I'm spinnin' that junk! You watch yourself before I stick a golf club up nose."
by turtlecream98 April 22, 2015
The urine that drips onto your pants due to the act of trying to pee really quickly and then pack it all away. Usually no more than a couple drops. Otherwise your just pissing yourself.
I rushed my restroom break during the date and came back to the table with some quick drip on my pants.
by turtlecream98 April 9, 2015
Smoove Lemons (not to be confused with "Smooth Lemons") is a term of consent or acceptance of a generally chill or appealing situation.
"Hey Charlie would you be okay with me borrowing your cradit card this weekend?"
"Smoove Lemons man, whatever you need."
"Smoove Lemons man, whatever you need."
by turtlecream98 April 9, 2015
Tostervana (Toster-Nirvana) is the moment when one creates and the devours the perfect piece of toast. The toast must reach the perfect balance of crispiness and golden brown. Eating this toast has a good chance to send one into an orgasmic state of comatose during which the culinary gods will appear to them in a dream and hand them a certificate of accomplishment. Tosatervana can only be achieved once in a lifetime and very few have ever reached this state.
by turtlecream98 April 9, 2015