14 definitions by turdmeister
When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.
This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."
"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."
"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."
by turdmeister July 14, 2009
Pronounced: "Bok-ba-gaasie"
A large lump of uncertain origin located directly behind the ear. It causes the ear concerned to protrude at 90 degrees to the head. It ranges in size from about the diameter of a golf ball to that of a small melon.
There are varying theories as to the cause of this phenomenon, the most popular being that it is caused by partially digested fragments of swiss roll that take up residency behind the ear when there is no space for them in the belly.
The bokbagasie can be surgically removed, but this is not often done because of the extremely high rate of re-occurence. some bokbagasies have been known to re-occur as little as three hours after being removed.
A large lump of uncertain origin located directly behind the ear. It causes the ear concerned to protrude at 90 degrees to the head. It ranges in size from about the diameter of a golf ball to that of a small melon.
There are varying theories as to the cause of this phenomenon, the most popular being that it is caused by partially digested fragments of swiss roll that take up residency behind the ear when there is no space for them in the belly.
The bokbagasie can be surgically removed, but this is not often done because of the extremely high rate of re-occurence. some bokbagasies have been known to re-occur as little as three hours after being removed.
"Hey bokkie, what did YOU see this morning...?"
"Bok-bok-bok-BAGASIE!!"
"My word, how radiant your bokbagasie is looking today"
"Bok-bok-bok-BAGASIE!!"
"My word, how radiant your bokbagasie is looking today"
by turdmeister July 13, 2009
by turdmeister June 25, 2010
by turdmeister August 6, 2009
South african slang. A term of endearment, emphasizing intense approval of a situation.
Synonyms:
Awesome; cool; radical; kiff; lekker; nice; great; jolly good show what
Antonyms:
M.D.E; onbefoklik
Synonyms:
Awesome; cool; radical; kiff; lekker; nice; great; jolly good show what
Antonyms:
M.D.E; onbefoklik
by turdmeister August 18, 2009
Shartoloading is the practice of consuming vast quantities of laxatives to aid sharting. It is commonly practised among professional shartists and competitors in martial sharts events.
"I have to shartoload for tomorrows martial sharts competition"
"Wow, that was a good shart!! Have you been shartoloading?"
"Wow, that was a good shart!! Have you been shartoloading?"
by turdmeister July 14, 2009
A small Benjamin.
An exact replica of the original Benjamin in miniature form. Built to an approximate scale of 1:7, but with all the same domineering features.
Benjamini is to Benjamin as the net book is to the desktop PC.
An exact replica of the original Benjamin in miniature form. Built to an approximate scale of 1:7, but with all the same domineering features.
Benjamini is to Benjamin as the net book is to the desktop PC.
Benjamini has Reubankle.
by turdmeister July 28, 2009