1 definition by traphouzemri
A huge shithole in Northern Illinois. Somehow is considered a suburb of Chicago but is 4 hours away. You can go swimming in the Rock River and solve 90 missing persons cases simultaneously. There’s nothing to do there besides smoke weed, kill people, and rob stores due to there being no jobs. It’s common nickname is Glockford. It’s one of the most dangerous cities in America, & it raises a bunch of shitheads. But everyone who lives here loves it despite its faults. Don’t move here though.
Guy 1: “Yo, you ever been to Rockford, Il?
Guy 2: “Dude I grew up there. Why you think I am the way I am?”
Guy 2: “Dude I grew up there. Why you think I am the way I am?”
by traphouzemri March 11, 2019