tradesman's definitions

Ren and Stimpy

Only one of the best cartoons ever made.

Beavis and Butthead can thank Ren and Stimpy for setting the stage for them.

by tradesman May 7, 2003

yark

To vomit. The vomit itself.

He yarked all over my chair, man!
He got yark in her hair!

by tradesman April 7, 2003

deeble

To explode with great force.

From Roger Zelazny's writings.

A fine deeble that was. I could feel the shock from miles away.

by tradesman May 9, 2003

Riding the cotton clydesdale

An impressive menstrual cycle.

"She's moody today. I think she's riding the cotton clydesdale."

by tradesman April 3, 2003

fart cart

The end product of a Japanese family car after a 16-year-old gets done with it. Makes more noise than power. See: ricer, rice boy.

"Man, listen to that fart cart. Is the exhaust supposed to smoke that much?"

by tradesman April 1, 2003

waxing the weasel

Masturbation.

There has got to be more in life than sitting in front of my computer next to a 55-gallon drum of Crisco and waxing my weasel.

by tradesman April 3, 2003

John Kerry

A flip-flopper of the first order. Has consistantly portrayed himself as a war veteran when he wasn't. Has constantly lied about atrocities US troops supposedly commited there in 'Nam that he has never NEVER provided proof for. Has consistantly portrayed himself as a champion of the "little people", when he has no clue as to what that entails. Has consistantly given multiple answers to a singular issue and marks it up to nuance. I guess Kerry is consistant, after all.

How does it feel, John, in this "land of two Americas", that you have to go through ours to get to yours?

by tradesman August 18, 2006