tradesman's definitions

Lord Of The Rings

The existential fantasy story. A model for others to follow.

The Lord Of The Rings is classic storytelling.

by tradesman April 1, 2003

streetwise

1. To be wise in the ways of the life in a large metropolitan area.

2. (Derogatory) (To be said of a stupid person) To know what street one lives on.

1. He's lived in Detroit all his life. He's very streetwise.

2. Matt's not completely stupid, at least he's streetwise.

by tradesman March 31, 2003

Cumdumpster

A high-capacity sperm recepticle.
Preferably living.

Beth is such a cumdumpster.

by tradesman March 31, 2003

dixie chicks

A singing group that used the wrong forum to exercise their "right to free speech" and were surprised when they were boycotted.

Way to go, Dixie Chicks!

by tradesman August 12, 2003

deadbeat dad

A male parent that won't pay child support. See: deadbeat mom.

by tradesman July 11, 2003

fly-over country

What the Left refers to parts of the country that isn't Manhattan or L.A. and San Francisco.

I guess I live in fly-over country. Big deal.

by tradesman October 7, 2003

United Nations

A group of nations whose purpose is increasingly irrelevant; whose widespread corruption is now coming to light.

The corruption of the United Nations is growing unchecked. Can't wait 'till Annan tries to explain the "Oil-for-Food" program.

by tradesman January 11, 2005