tradesman's definitions

conservative bias

Something not nearly as proliferous as the raging liberal bias in the US media.

Liberals scream "Fox News!" when giving an example of conservative bias. Please. If conservatives yelled about CNN, ABC, CBS, PBS, NPR, CNN, MSNBC, Newsweek, Time and the New York Times half as much as the Left yells about Fox, even I'd get bored with them.

by tradesman June 1, 2004

drag race

1. A competitive event where two cars line up at a common starting point. On a given command, they try to finish first at a finish line 1/4 mile away.(Or from stop light to stop light.)

2. An event when two or more homosexual men try to be the first in the door at a sale.

"Did you see those two old queens collide at Kaufman's? They should've learned that drag racing in a crowded store will get you hurt."

by tradesman April 3, 2003

clintonesque

Having Clinton-like qualities. In matters of speech, to parse the English language so painfully at a direct question as to avoid responsibility for your own actions. In matters of conduct, to be more interested in #1, instead of the greater good.

His actions as well as speech are rather clintonesque.

by tradesman April 23, 2003

Cumdumpster

A high-capacity sperm recepticle.
Preferably living.

Beth is such a cumdumpster.

by tradesman March 31, 2003

dixie chicks

A singing group that used the wrong forum to exercise their "right to free speech" and were surprised when they were boycotted.

Way to go, Dixie Chicks!

by tradesman August 12, 2003

fly-over country

What the Left refers to parts of the country that isn't Manhattan or L.A. and San Francisco.

I guess I live in fly-over country. Big deal.

by tradesman October 7, 2003

deadbeat dad

A male parent that won't pay child support. See: deadbeat mom.

by tradesman July 11, 2003