tradesman's definitions

waxing the weasel

Masturbation.

There has got to be more in life than sitting in front of my computer next to a 55-gallon drum of Crisco and waxing my weasel.

by tradesman April 3, 2003

conservative bias

Something not nearly as proliferous as the raging liberal bias in the US media.

Liberals scream "Fox News!" when giving an example of conservative bias. Please. If conservatives yelled about CNN, ABC, CBS, PBS, NPR, CNN, MSNBC, Newsweek, Time and the New York Times half as much as the Left yells about Fox, even I'd get bored with them.

by tradesman June 1, 2004

headlights on

When a woman's nipples are obviously erect. Usually humorously called to attention.

"Honey, your headlights are on."

by tradesman March 31, 2003

Bloom County

One of the best cartoons ever. It's not a place, but a state of mind. A real 80's time capsule.

I miss Milo and the others from Bloom County.

by tradesman August 12, 2003

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

The definitive cult film. Enjoyed at midnight in theatres around the world.

Started life as a play written by Richard O'Brien in 1973 and soon made into a movie in 1975.

Don't Dream It, Be It!

by tradesman March 31, 2003

.22

A popular calibre of firearm that size for size, does some of the most damage of them all.

My Ruger 10-22 is a very dependable rifle.

by tradesman June 7, 2003

face time

A term used to describe how much time a celebrity or other television personality is in front of the camera.

Dan Rather gets way too much face time.

by tradesman June 24, 2003