tradesman's definitions

word is bond

An old definition of stating that your word is beyond reproach that has been borrowed by the rappers of today.

My word is bond.

by tradesman November 11, 2003

Thanksgiving

A day of reflection on what you should be thankful for; gratitude. America commemorates this day for the feast the Pilgrims had with the Wampanoag Indians in 1621.

Thanksgiving Day should be a day of reflection.

by tradesman December 10, 2003

Dodge

One of the best carmakers out there, and one of the all-time best makers of police cars. Too bad they don't anymore.

That '69 Dodge Polara will smoke an Impala SS.

by tradesman July 11, 2003

deadbeat mom

A female parent that doesn't pay child support. See: deadbeat dad.

by tradesman July 11, 2003

headlights on

When a woman's nipples are obviously erect. Usually humorously called to attention.

"Honey, your headlights are on."

by tradesman March 31, 2003

drag race

1. A competitive event where two cars line up at a common starting point. On a given command, they try to finish first at a finish line 1/4 mile away.(Or from stop light to stop light.)

2. An event when two or more homosexual men try to be the first in the door at a sale.

"Did you see those two old queens collide at Kaufman's? They should've learned that drag racing in a crowded store will get you hurt."

by tradesman April 3, 2003

human shield

A misguided individual that would rather shield an out of the way location than to actually risk his life. Will change mind when exposed to what conditions are really like.

"What? Stand in front of Saddam? But, that'll get me killed. This isn't fun anymore."

by tradesman April 1, 2003