tradesman's definitions

Mustang

While a lot can be said against it, I'll take a Mustang over a Camaro any day. Mostly because a lot more can be said against the Camaro.

My favorite Mustang is the '67 G.T. 350.

by tradesman July 11, 2003

dash mice

An irritating squeak in the car's dashboard. Occasionally repairable, but a bitch to locate.

Used as singular. There is no "dash mouse".

I had to turn up the radio to drown out the dash mice.

by tradesman April 3, 2003

blacklist

A list of people that are untrustworthy; deserving of suspicion.

The liberal elites criticize at will, but will cry "Blacklisting! Blacklisting!" when others criticize them. Maybe they're right. Folks like Tim Robbins are worthy of suspicion.

by tradesman July 11, 2003

deadbeat mom

A female parent that doesn't pay child support. See: deadbeat dad.

by tradesman July 11, 2003

headlights on

When a woman's nipples are obviously erect. Usually humorously called to attention.

"Honey, your headlights are on."

by tradesman March 31, 2003

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

The definitive cult film. Enjoyed at midnight in theatres around the world.

Started life as a play written by Richard O'Brien in 1973 and soon made into a movie in 1975.

Don't Dream It, Be It!

by tradesman March 31, 2003

conservative bias

Something not nearly as proliferous as the raging liberal bias in the US media.

Liberals scream "Fox News!" when giving an example of conservative bias. Please. If conservatives yelled about CNN, ABC, CBS, PBS, NPR, CNN, MSNBC, Newsweek, Time and the New York Times half as much as the Left yells about Fox, even I'd get bored with them.

by tradesman June 1, 2004