Definitions by tradesman

face time 

A term used to describe how much time a celebrity or other television personality is in front of the camera.

Dan Rather gets way too much face time.

face time by tradesman June 24, 2003

pucker factor 

A term used to describe the tightness of your sphincter following a close call. Some as yet unidentified factors are high enough to cause discomfort as you must take an appreciable amount of time to remove from your butt that what you were sitting on.

Almost laying down my bike around that corner had a pucker factor of 7.

pucker factor by tradesman June 9, 2003

.22 

A popular calibre of firearm that size for size, does some of the most damage of them all.

My Ruger 10-22 is a very dependable rifle.

.22 by tradesman June 7, 2003

Chopsocky 

A term defining a type of movie; mostly Hong Kong actioners with Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, John Woo, etc, etc.

Let's rent some chopsocky from Video Time tonight.

Chopsocky by tradesman June 6, 2003

Vegan 

An individual who doesn't consume animal products. Sometimes their motives are pure, but for the most part they live this lifestyle to try to be morally superior to others. They can try, anyway.

The Vegans are coming! The vegans are coming! Here's one with a leather coat and shoes...

Vegan by tradesman May 13, 2003

Century Club

To drink 100 oz. of beer in 100 minutes. 100 ounces? That's all? Kids these days...they don't know how to drink.

The Century Club is a little overrated.

Century Club by tradesman May 12, 2003

Chevy 

Acronym for: Can Hear Every Valve Yell.
Mostly unreliable. Can be found up on blocks anywhere.

A lot of people lease their Chevys. That way they'll get the two years of useful life from it, and not pay the tremendous repair bills.

Chevy by tradesman May 11, 2003