tradesman's definitions

headlights on

When a woman's nipples are obviously erect. Usually humorously called to attention.

"Honey, your headlights are on."

by tradesman March 31, 2003

dingleberry

What grows on the rear ends of dogs in the winter.

"Damn it! I have to trim the dingleberries off the dog again!

by tradesman March 31, 2003

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

The definitive cult film. Enjoyed at midnight in theatres around the world.

Started life as a play written by Richard O'Brien in 1973 and soon made into a movie in 1975.

Don't Dream It, Be It!

by tradesman March 31, 2003

Political correctness

The state of being politically correct.

Political correctness is a narrow view on life.

by tradesman April 1, 2003

c

Denotes the speed of light.

"She can't take much more, Cap'n! We're at .8 c now!"

by tradesman April 1, 2003

human shield

A misguided individual that would rather shield an out of the way location than to actually risk his life. Will change mind when exposed to what conditions are really like.

"What? Stand in front of Saddam? But, that'll get me killed. This isn't fun anymore."

by tradesman April 1, 2003

Lord Of The Rings

The existential fantasy story. A model for others to follow.

The Lord Of The Rings is classic storytelling.

by tradesman April 1, 2003