tradesman's definitions

fly-over country

What the Left refers to parts of the country that isn't Manhattan or L.A. and San Francisco.

I guess I live in fly-over country. Big deal.

by tradesman October 7, 2003

smuck

How smurfs have sex or procreate.

"Boy, that Smurfette is worth a smuck, eh?

by tradesman April 3, 2003

dixie chicks

A singing group that used the wrong forum to exercise their "right to free speech" and were surprised when they were boycotted.

Way to go, Dixie Chicks!

by tradesman August 12, 2003

deadbeat dad

A male parent that won't pay child support. See: deadbeat mom.

by tradesman July 11, 2003

Cumdumpster

A high-capacity sperm recepticle.
Preferably living.

Beth is such a cumdumpster.

by tradesman March 31, 2003

United Nations

A group of nations whose purpose is increasingly irrelevant; whose widespread corruption is now coming to light.

The corruption of the United Nations is growing unchecked. Can't wait 'till Annan tries to explain the "Oil-for-Food" program.

by tradesman January 11, 2005

Mustang

While a lot can be said against it, I'll take a Mustang over a Camaro any day. Mostly because a lot more can be said against the Camaro.

My favorite Mustang is the '67 G.T. 350.

by tradesman July 11, 2003