tradesman's definitions

clintonesque

Having Clinton-like qualities. In matters of speech, to parse the English language so painfully at a direct question as to avoid responsibility for your own actions. In matters of conduct, to be more interested in #1, instead of the greater good.

His actions as well as speech are rather clintonesque.

by tradesman April 23, 2003

Viper

1. One of the fastest production cars built. Not too well-mannered, but the ultimate sports car nonetheless.

2. Oh, yeah...an Old World snake with a thick, heavy body, and a pair of hollow fangs; adder.

"That guy's Viper is a real Corvette killer."

by tradesman April 1, 2003

face time

A term used to describe how much time a celebrity or other television personality is in front of the camera.

Dan Rather gets way too much face time.

by tradesman June 24, 2003

White Trash

An individual that may or may not be poor, but is monumentally ignorant and quite possibly stupid.

All Matt talks about is NASCAR when he can barely remember what street he lives on. What a piece of white trash.

by tradesman March 31, 2003

fo' shizzle my nipple

What my friend thought was said when the phrase became popular.

If you ever get your nipple shizzled, you know how painful that can be!

by tradesman May 11, 2003

cheesedick

A generic term used for, among other things, a bullshitter, or to someone too eager to please.

Look at Wilson with the boss. What a cheesedick.

by tradesman March 31, 2003

card shark

One who is very proficient at card games.

Don't play him, he's a card shark.

by tradesman July 10, 2003