fart cart

The end product of a Japanese family car after a 16-year-old gets done with it. Makes more noise than power. See: ricer, rice boy.

"Man, listen to that fart cart. Is the exhaust supposed to smoke that much?"

by tradesman April 02, 2003

Le Monde

A leftist French periodical that is undeniably hysterical in it's anti-American tirades. On the same level as the Nation Enquirer here in the States.

Le Monde is a joke.

by tradesman November 26, 2003

smuck

How smurfs have sex or procreate.

"Boy, that Smurfette is worth a smuck, eh?

by tradesman April 03, 2003

Peter Jennings

A "journalist" that is unable to give an objective news story. Tries to pass off his opinions as fact. Excels at "newsatorials".

Go back to Canada, Pete. You still say "aboot".

by tradesman May 08, 2003

Ren and Stimpy

Only one of the best cartoons ever made.

Beavis and Butthead can thank Ren and Stimpy for setting the stage for them.

by tradesman May 08, 2003

cheesedick

A generic term used for, among other things, a bullshitter, or to someone too eager to please.

Look at Wilson with the boss. What a cheesedick.

by tradesman April 01, 2003

MoPar

A subdivision of Chrysler. Short for Motor Parts.

Actually, it stands for:
Massively Over Powered And Respected.

by tradesman July 24, 2003