Definitions by tormentorofsouls666

Middle Of Fucking Nowhere 

In the center of a large area with no notable economic, social, geographic, cultural, or other values. The "Fucking" aspect of the phrase is usually associated with the frustration that comes with being located in the "Nowhere" that is being referred to.

"Jesus fucking scrotum-christ, where's the map?! We're in the middle of fucking nowhere!!!"

Middle Of Fucking Nowhere by tormentorofsouls666 March 26, 2010