4 definitions by tom0942

tablet

New electronic gadget from Apple.

I sent her an e-mail from my Apple Tablet.

by tom0942 January 27, 2010

Aurora Commercialis

The orange glow in the sky at night that is created by the lights a large urban area.

When I looked toward Downtown last night, I could see the Aurora Commercialis.

by tom0942 December 18, 2009

Wine and Cheese Liberal

Wine and Cheese Liberals are affluent, live in tony suburbs, and drive SUVs, but vote Democratic. They "support" public education, but send their own kids to private school. Their opinions are politically correct, and are usually expressed as fashion statements rather than as analytical observations.

I was in Whole Foods yesterday, and saw a Wine and Cheese Liberal buying some arugula.

by tom0942 April 23, 2010

Professional Left

Whacked-out Liberals who spend all their time protesting or agitating in support of Liberal causes.

Those ACORN activists are members of the Professional Left.

by tom0942 August 13, 2010