18 definitions by titwanker
The act of pleasuring oneself by thrusting the erect member between a generous pair of bristols. Typically concludes with the delivery of a pearl necklace.
by titwanker April 10, 2003
The mans entirely unselfish act of thrusting between a generous pair of bristols for sexual gratification. Usual result is referred to as a Pearl Necklace.
by titwanker April 10, 2003
More commanly used in the sixties and seventies on Britcoms before trms like plonker and wanker superseded it.
by titwanker April 12, 2003
Male homosexual. A.K.A. knobjockey, turdburglar, shitstabber, pillowbiter, shirtlifter, brownhatter, ginger, iron, fucking bender.
by titwanker April 10, 2003
Definitively, an onanist, one (usually expected to be male) who enjoys unassisted sexual gratification. Colloquially, anybody of whom you have a low opinion.
by titwanker April 10, 2003
English derogatory term for Police Constable. Derived from the shape of the standard issue bobby's helmet. That's 'helmet' as in hat.
by titwanker July 31, 2003
by titwanker April 10, 2003