timmy's definitions

arseplate

as first seen on the Buxton FC forum.1. A device to warm the cheeks.2. To exclaim disbelief.

"Arseplates young man that can not be!"

by Timmy January 25, 2005

camp pendleton

the marine corps base in southern california. one of the largest marine corps bases in the world. also home for marine recruits for 4 weeks during their 13 week brain washing period.

Camp Pendleton, where the brainwashing begins.

Camp Pendleton, also see concentration camp.

by Timmy April 15, 2005

Uzdygan

stoner...

Ha! You're such a uzdygan!

by timmy May 21, 2003

fork in the road

a saying that has more than one meaning

me:so the rabbits are like you then, frisky and working at night
vanessa: excuse me!
me: you always do your hw at night hence the working.
Vanessa:that was a fork in the road

by timmy September 7, 2003

Thigh Muffs

Eating Pussy

Timmy had on a pair of thigh muffs.

by Timmy January 16, 2003

kalyssa

(n) a name of my favorite person in the world cause i love her so much.

a person who has potential like anything else... but needs to put action with that potential

short in a lovely kind of way, dirty blonde along with dirty girl 0_o
a.k.a. kittie, kyssa, kylessa, and my favorite cause tis so true, my kittens

the only example is the real thing

by Timmy February 16, 2005

get retarded

To consume intoxicating alcohol or drugs to the point where you are incapable of verbally communicating past incoherent mumbles. Motor skills are also severely hampered thereby giving the overall impression of severe retardation.

Let's go out and get retarded tonight at the bar.

by Timmy November 4, 2003