84 definitions by timlight

lost spirit

1. A person who has gone astray; choosing evil principles over good, wrong over right, and lies over truth
2. A person who is not a member of any religion; choosing personal faith or spirituality over religiosity

1: Judas was a lost spirit because he had chosen evil, eventually corrupting his own soul.

2: Jesus must have been a lost spirit because he was not a chief priest underling.

by timlight July 19, 2009

prophetry

1. foretelling the future whilst impersonating a genuine prophet
2. surprisingly clever ability to impersonate a prophet and predict events

An evident sign of a prophet impersonator is his nonstop prophetry.

by timlight July 20, 2009

covidophobia

a morbid fear of coronavirus diseases

SARS reemergence causes fear and panic. Covidophobia is trending again!

by timlight April 22, 2020

missed contact

not your ex, the infected one who got away from contact tracing authorities

Jane: Doctor Fox is positive with Covid-19. His whereabouts now is unknown.
Jill: So he's a missed contact out there, unquarantined and ready to infect anyone!

by timlight April 23, 2020

UV light injection

a lethal solution to cure Covid-19 patients by injecting their bodies with ultraviolet light

Dr. Grimes: "You cannot use UV light injection to cure COVID19. Neither biology nor physics work that way!"

by timlight April 25, 2020

tongue-bridler

1. To control or restrict false and malicious statements
2. Someone or something that stops a slanderer

1. That tongue-bridler sermon stopped my aunt's gossip.
2. Nobody wanted a tongue-bridler during their girl talk.

by timlight January 29, 2010

netbreak

1. to interrupt any offline activity and go online with the internet to take a break
2. to escape suddenly to the internet

He broke away from work long enough to go out for a netbreak.

by timlight January 29, 2010