10 definitions by tiktok_sucks!!!

family guy

a stupid simpsons knock-off thats made by fox, and has a sadistic father named peter.

fox sucks

bob: family guy sucks

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 26, 2022

snapchat kid

a degenerate, who spends half of their day on snapchat, texting slang to their "besties"

guy1: what is he doing

guy2: im pretty sure hes a snapchat kid

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 7, 2022

school

a place where innocent kids "learn" useless math and reading bullcrap and then they frick you over with report cards and angry e-mails from the teacher.

some dude: hey, what did you learn at "school"?

guy1: nothing, i learn nothing at school.

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 14, 2022

math

a subject that makes you fail school and makes you live under a bridge for the rest of your life

joe: hey billy, you know about the math test?
billy: no
joe: this math quiz is worth 100% of our grade

*later*
billy: i got an 0/24
joe: i got an 24/24
billy: crap

by tiktok_sucks!!! November 1, 2022

iphone

a little device that is used by most spolied bratty kids to store porn and watch tiktok.
it has other powers, such as replacing a desktop computer, and stuff like that.

also used to play garbage moblie games.

jim: hey, bob got a new iphone.
jimmy: what does use it for?
jim: to play weird mobile games.

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 20, 2022

ASUS eee pc

the only netbook thats worth buying, but won't recomend for personal use.

bob: hey you heard of joe, he got a netbook.
robert: which one?
bob: ASUS eee pc
robert: oh, he did a good thing.

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 13, 2022

smartphone

a small palm os pda knock-off that fits in your pocket. often is called an "i phone" or "android phone". often used to look at porn and used by big tech companies to track you 24/7/365/3652 days a year.

guy1: hey bill, have you heard of the i phone 14?
guy2: oh, that stupid smartphone?

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 14, 2022