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howitzer 

A Howitzer is a powerful, automatic loading artillery cannon. The current artillery in the USA military is the M109 Howitzer. It is mobile and can fire many, high explosive rounds at far away targets. Howitzers are generally used for support or to soften up an area before said area is invaded.
Before the massive assault on Fallujah during Operation Iraqi Freedom, starting in November of 2004, Howitzers fired many rounds at strategic targets to soften up the area, then fired during the invasion when soldiers needed support.
howitzer by TI November 13, 2004

M270 MLRS 

A mobile rocket launcher used by the US military to compliment howitzer artillery fire, the MLRS (Multiple Launching Rocket System) can fire 12 M270 missiles in under 60 seconds.
Suddenly the area was quiet, then the insurgents heard the scream of 12 M270 missiles coming towards them.
M270 MLRS by TI November 13, 2004
The name for the US military's current close air support aircraft. It can carry a multitude of missiles (Maverick), cluster bombs (CBU97), and guided bombs. It also carries the General Electric GAU-8/A Avenger Gatling gun. It is as large as an old Volkswagen Beetle, and has 7 30mm, quick rotating barrels that fire armor penetrating rounds.
The Iraqi Republican Guards shit their pants when they heard the cry of the A10's turbines and the yell of the GAU-8/A.
A10 by TI November 13, 2004
Some damn fine pot, hydroponically grown to suit your needs.
Money rolls, cars and clothes, that's how all my niggas roll

Burnin' dro, 24's, that's how all my niggas roll
dro by TI November 3, 2004

gateways 

See Somerfield.

Chain of UK supermarkets, changed name sometime around 1990.
That's some cheap shit vino they got in Gateways at the moment.
gateways by Ti September 4, 2004

fuck spanner 

A phrase originally coined by Phill, aka. D.I. Doozer.

Literally means 'complete penis'.
For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete fuck spanner.
fuck spanner by Ti September 3, 2004

twat plaster 

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.
For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.
twat plaster by Ti September 3, 2004