1 definition by thunder156

A straight man that WAIT FOR IT.........can shop for himself and is concerned about how he looks.
Redneck dude: what are you, a fuckin queer?

Metrosexual guy: Just because I look better than you doesn't mean you have to be an ass.

Redneck dude: *glares and walks away*

Actual gay guy: mmmm well aren't we manly standing up for ourselves. *tries to make a move*

Metro guy: sorry dude I'm not gay.

Gay guy: wow you had me fooled!

Metro guy: that is an amazing jacket!
by thunder156 April 9, 2009
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