1 definition by thereisnogodonlywaluigi
one gorgeous human being. he is the most beautiful person ever, inside and out. he is loved by many and lusted over my many, including myself. he has major BDE (big dick energy), most probably because he has a big ass dick. i bet you his dick is like, 12 feet long, even longer than his body. he has the ideal male body. there is no god, only waluigi.
Kyle: ayoo did you see that smokin hot dude, no homo tho
Me: thats my mans waluigi. hes gonna steal yo bitch and turn you gay.
Kyle: *gets a fucking boner* no homo lmao
Me: thats my mans waluigi. hes gonna steal yo bitch and turn you gay.
Kyle: *gets a fucking boner* no homo lmao
by thereisnogodonlywaluigi November 13, 2018